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uh Florida man arrested outside Olive

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Garden after eating pasta belligerently

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uh

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okay a drunk Florida man was arrested

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outside an Olive Garden after eating

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pasta in an inappropriate manner

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according to the Miami Herald so we're

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looking at this guy he's got he kind of

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looks like Matthew McConaughey

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uh but he's been severely beaten about

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the roughed up a little bit he's been

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very roughed up yeah everybody loves it

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when Patrick Stewart shows up on screen

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no no that's not what it's not even

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close

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will Enlighten us to what's exactly

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going on here I hope so

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uh that's why we're all here uh I drunk

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uh Florida man was arrested outside of

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Olive Garden after eating pasta in an

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inappropriate way according to the Miami

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Herald officers with Naples Police

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Department were dispatched to their

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chain restaurant around 3 30 p.m do you

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have the article on screen I'm not

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saying sorry right there I'm sorry

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um so they should the officers started

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right around 3 30 p.m a man was

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reportedly asking restaurant patrons for

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money and yelling at them using explicit

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language like probably dumb the [\h__\h]

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guys nuts looking you dumb [\h__\h] I need

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some money I'm eating Olive Garden of

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course I need money listen all I want

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some money and nothing

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just gonna say it you gotta give me

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money give me money give me [\h__\h]

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hmm

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when police arrived they discovered a

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shirtless man sitting on a bench Outside

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The Establishment okay maybe that's how

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he was eating inappropriately next

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sentence with my shirt off uh the man

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was allegedly shuffling spaghetti into

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his mouth and his hands with his hands

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with his hands

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the man identified as 32 year old Ben

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Padgett

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uh was placed under arrest for a

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disorderly intoxication according to the

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newspaper however before being placed

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into cuffs uh Ben

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officers gave Ben a paper towel so he

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could wipe the pasta off his face The

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Herald also reports while in the back of

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the police car Ben began violently

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twisting his body kicking his legs and

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smashing his head against the metal cage

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partition oh that's what happens when

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you eat of Olive Garden I mean it does

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[\h__\h] the [\h__\h] here it's just general

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Olive Garden Behavior

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uh uh he reportedly faces additional

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charges of resisting an officer without

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violence and was released on two

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thousand dollars Bond so we can get this

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guy out tonight if we want wait wait he

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reported to face initial charge of

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resisting an officer without violence

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yes what does that mean

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hey stop eating your spaghetti no oh

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you're you're resisting me without

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violence you're sitting there in your

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underwear eating spaghetti I don't

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understand what this guy was you know my

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underwear I mean it's pretty amazing

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what was he arrested for so people from

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Olive Garden call because this man's

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yelling at people in the restaurant when

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they get there he's sitting outside just

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enjoying his spaghetti with his hands

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with his hands you know hey you didn't

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you don't want to get caught for

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stealing a fork so I don't know what

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what the spaghetti was it was it in a

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bowl or did he just have a bunch of it

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the game of paper towel and then

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handcuffed them and then uh are gonna

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charge them for resisting without

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violence well oftentimes like sometimes

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when you order takeout and you go pick

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it up you realize they didn't give any

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napkins and they don't give you any

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utensils so you're that it happens and

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so this guy was saying they didn't give

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me any forks I got to use my hands it's

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police brutality

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they didn't bring them any wet naps

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it is it is it's very uh discourteous of

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these police officers and you know if

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this were a black guy eating spaghetti

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with his fingers in hands he would be

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shot dead oh probably uh because he was

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eating a spaghetti in a belligerent way

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in inappropriate way I guess this must

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have been a really hoity-toity Olive

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Garden where you're not allowed to eat

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pasta with your hands

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I just expect that kind of behavior at

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Denny's but not I didn't realize your

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jacket in the Tidy is this Olive Garden

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no I can't eat well I can't eat bread

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with my hands now too yeah there's a

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dress code for Olive Garden and and uh

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yeah at a Chinese buffet you literally

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you can't eat straight out of the the

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food bowl with your mouth like the dog

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does it at home like why can't I reach

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my mouth into the general sow because I

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don't want to get my hands dirty look I

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already saw this guy gets in trouble for

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eating spaghetti with his hands I'm just

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gonna go straight to it with my mouth

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I'm saying this guy's got a tremendous

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case and he should hire an attorney

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probably not Alex Jones do not hire that

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man

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uh and you might have a case because

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he's minding his own business it may

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have been a little unsightly to the

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people walking into the the garden as

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like the garden uh

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this is a free country if you want to

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eat pasta with your hands you should be

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allowed to

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yes uh do you think that maybe he had a

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shirt on when he was in Olive Garden and

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had to remove it after he got uh

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spaghetti all over himself it's possible

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I like to think that he was preparing

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that uh oftentimes a lot of gentlemen

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maybe even myself when you when you

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order fast food you order it you pull

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over in the parking lot you take off

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your shirt and then you start eating

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your fast food it's called the maneuver

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okay so you're saying he's like look

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this is a nice shirt I don't want to I

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don't have any sauce dripping on this

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shirt I'm just gonna take this off put

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it over here yep so it's it's so it

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looks nice I'm gonna enjoy my meal

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by the way I'm really hungry and they

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didn't give me utensils so I'm gonna

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have to take the you know do this the

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the old-fashioned way but when I'm done

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I can then put my shirt back on and I'm

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clean get back to work that that uh that

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maneuver popularized by radio DJ Chad

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Dukes and he's absolutely right it's

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it's not unlike what the Maestro in

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Seinfeld would do by he took off his

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pants as to not uh wrinkle them

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performance so you take off your shirt

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before you eat he was actually being

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polite this is what people in High

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Society do and apparently too good for

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the Olive Garden the girl the

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Rothschilds are known to eat all their

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meals completely naked yes that's right

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and other things they're drunk on our

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children's blood for God's sake yes

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that's just appetizer

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ah fascinating story I I would like a

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follow-up on this and by the way this

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guy's handsome

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uh we should get him into modeling ASAP

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like OBD him needs to start a modeling

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the agency I thought you were gonna say

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he was going to model for all of Gardner

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Chef Boyardee hey that's I should be

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part of the lawsuit kind of like what

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Kramer would do like you follow a

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lawsuit and then he becomes a model for

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the very uh establishment that he's

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suing he'd be on every can of Chef

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Boyardee just just piling pasta to his

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face I like it he could do like a carry

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redo like where he's just like he but

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he's happy Yeah The Dumping spaghetti

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sauce on him and he just loves it he

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loves it he's eating it up look at that

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guy uh comment in the Chad Herman from

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Holland uh I eat spaghetti with

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chopsticks that's wrong you eat you eat

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um spaghetti with a giant Serving Spoon

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you'd be arrested in Florida Herman

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it is culturally appropriate to say

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it's a sabotage apparently um

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all right here's this story which I

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selected only because you can use all

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right here Guy Fieri can't stop going to

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Rage Against the Machine concerts that's

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some good news on that front is that

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good news I don't know but it's to

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loaded up all your drops I I guess I

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gotta get all my my drops ready for

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he's beating Trump at the Orange game

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based on this Photograph yeah he is very

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orange I didn't know I mean he looks

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like a guy who would be interracious

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machine he does

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uh Guy Fieri just can't seem to get

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enough of seeing rage against machine

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live on their long anticipated reunion

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tour grab tickets here who can blame him

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just uh days after a video of him

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rocking out at the July 27th concert in

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Cleveland went viral on Tick Tock the

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mayor of flavor Town attended the show

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in rally

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North Carolina you're killing it with

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this thank you I thought it was reading

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pretty good thank you

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uh prior to attending uh the first gig

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at the rocket mortgage Festival Field

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House Fury excitedly shared a video on

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Twitter about the mo about the moment in

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history describing it as a culmination

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of a lifelong journey with his son

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Hunter

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they're going to crush it tonight he

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Fury was spotted it wouldn't be weird if

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his son was really Hunter Biden they

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didn't specify him they didn't specify

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he said Son Hunter it could have been

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anybody's son Hunter really

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uh Fury was spotted at a show uh raging

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to bombtrack with a drink in one hand

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and a stogie in another all right super

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duper weenie super duper weaning his

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other hand he's a uh he's really in

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flavor tone there isn't he yes

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welcome to flavor time

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effects

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what did uh we already travel to the

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he went he drives around he follows uh

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raise this machine like a Grateful Dead

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um

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so uh after uh it was post after someone

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posted a clip to tick tock it spread

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across social media and made its way

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back to him while acknowledging and

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reposting the video on his own Twitter

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he wrote the best concert ever until

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tomorrow night in rally rage rules I

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hear this dude's rocking it

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indeed he was spotted in the crowd uh at

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the July 31st show singing along to

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Killing In The Name Of at the PNC Arena

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and briefly put on the Jumbotron all

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right you're killing it with this yeah

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uh watch fan shot footage uh of that

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moment below following the

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aforementioned Tick Tock the racist

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machine aren't the only rock band Fury

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has been seen and joined publicly back

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in May of 2021

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the daughter of slipknot's drummer uh

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posted a video of him head banging to

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the pre-pandemic show okay his love for

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music extends Beyond hard rock as well

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earlier this year he posted a tick tock

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uh uh of himself of none other than

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Phoebe Bridgers you know who that is

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Phoebe Bridgers no idea

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all right so I'm just wondering is this

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promotional story because Rage Against

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the Machine has hired a Guy Fieri

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look-alike to go to their concerts and

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jump around like an idiot I would

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imagine

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like the picture they have on screen is

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Zach de la Rocha the lead singer of race

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machine smiling and then on the right

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side is Guy Fiera Guy Fieri waving at

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him

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it's like they're insinuating ordering

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another

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bowl of spaghetti yeah the tortilla is

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great the al pastor is tender it's got a

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ton of flavor there's a good amount of

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char on this nah all right I think he's

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describing a weird way to review the

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show yeah the marinade comes through the

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little piece of pineapple on top is key

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it's just talking about random how would

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you think of the concert oh the marinade

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is good little piece of pineapple

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pineapple is terrific glad they put it

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uh yeah who's this for

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Guy Fieri fans I guess I I I I don't

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know like like

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Beyond us beyond the stupid ass show

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like who's who's really searching for

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Guy Fieri news like they gotta know what

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guy is up to and what music he likes it

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seems [\h__\h] stupid that we're even

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talking about I don't like I said I only

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selected it because you have all those

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annoying drops yeah who is this four

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guy I mean guys on Twitter man and it

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would like him or hate him the guy has

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done a lot with his life he's made a

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career out of it he is

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the mayor of flavor town which is

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Columbus Ohio we've talked about that

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story

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and uh he's uh he's a HomeTown son and

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he he he braved the traffic and drove

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all the way to Cleveland to go see raise

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this machine and that should be

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celebrated

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and and do you want to point out again

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Guy Fieri's not his real name is uh

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Arnold Lipschitz or something like that

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I don't know yeah something like that

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Steve jab Bronski Arnold Lipschitz

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oh yeah

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Daniel Polito

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all right how many how many more you

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want I got a I got a stack of news here

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uh I don't know let's uh let's go over

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whoa why did

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my name to Guy Fieri in the

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Discord

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wake up from a nap

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yeah well I mean I can't follow every

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damn thing that's happening I think

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they're they're making a comment on your

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hair can you with zoom can you give

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yourself a zoom filter that makes you

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more orange is there is there a Guy

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Fieri filter yeah

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I'll I'll look into it while we dive

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into our next piece of uh exciting news

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it's it's it you you cannot live without

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this all right so we've covered two

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related stories in the past couple of

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months related to this one um if you

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recall a couple of months ago we had a

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story about a box of heads that went

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missing oh yeah that was out in Colorado

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yeah in Denver and then there was

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another one where like the like body

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parts had gone missing they couldn't

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figure out where the Box had gone like

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and they stole a you know a uh a hand

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truck a dolly as well and some other

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stuff yeah it was just weird stories so

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here's this one which is just like why

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is there a Spate of this happening they

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come in threes

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but okay

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uh FedEx box containing suspected murder

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victims body has been missing for three

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years man I got mixed emotions about

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this one okay you think they're gonna

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like file a report or something

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so I so how do they know like I'm kind

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of curious like if it's missing how do

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they know it's missing and it just

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didn't arrive at the destination so

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uh I guess they maybe had signed for

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this body yeah did anybody sign for this

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corpse

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uh the remains of a suspected murdered

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victim are still missing after they were

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sent in a FedEx box three years earlier

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Jeffrey Merriweather 32 died in Atlanta

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Georgia in 2019 and his remains were

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sent to the Fulton County Medical

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Examiner then to the facility facility

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in St Louis for more testing officials

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sent the body for testing to understand

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how the body decomposed so quickly after

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his suspected murder but the shipment

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never arrived the shipment Also may have

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been may have broken federal law

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according to officials you just can't

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ship a body through FedEx you know I

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don't want to live in a country I just

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can't mail corpses around the hell yeah

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uh uh the national Funeral Directors

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Association that sounds like a fun group

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yeah they got the best parties uh says

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that the ONG says that only the U.S

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Postal Service can legally ship human

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remains and it must follow specific

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protocols in the Constitution

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who is shipping the skulls in Colorado

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I don't think it was a USPS I think it

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was a private shipping company if I

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remember correctly let's look it up but

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a FedEx spokesperson said the shipments

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uh shipments of this nature are

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prohibited within the FedEx Network what

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does that mean within the FedEx Network

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I can use FedEx to ship outside the

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network

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yeah as long as it doesn't actually go

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into the FedEx network if you can ship

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at FedEx but we're just gonna like put

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on the side of the road and leave it

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there

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they're not

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that's like that is some sort of legal

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statement they were told to say

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and uh okay

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uh we'll continue on with this I'm

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curious about this uh quote it's a a

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nightmare you just can't wake up from

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said Kathleen Meriwether Jeffrey's

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mother uh I just want I need closure

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and I know his kids are resilient but I

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think they probably need this also it's

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a terrible terrible nightmare

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officials say that the body was found in

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an abandoned house 10 days after

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Meriwether was reported missing police

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believe that he was shot outside

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McDonald's during a botched drug deal

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why do you got to bring McDonald's into

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this yeah they're throwing them under

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the bus yeah what did they do he was

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shot outside of McDonald's so you know

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what that means a non-descript fast food

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joint with two giant arches

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could be anyone I'm not gonna say who

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but they have a Big Mac

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uh officials say the body was found okay

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I read that part according to reports

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the medical examiner was puzzled by the

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advanced decay of the body after only

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two weeks

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uh after the alleged murder so okay

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there is

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a real quandary here

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and uh it looks like FedEx on the hook

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they shipped with FedEx I'm assuming

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that they're on the hook with this and

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hopefully they insured the package

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you guys can say can they claim the

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insurance on it but who shipped it like

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uh the family or

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was this part of like well said

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officials sent the body so someone from

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the state or the the local

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County uh maybe mortician or coroner's

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office sent the body so they're liable

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for this now

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and so they're causing a lot of

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suffering and grief to this family they

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need to pay probably 150 million dollars

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under 50 million dollars they should get

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that from Alex Jones he has yes he's

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just got that line around

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Hmm this is curious though

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all right so it went back on this one

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because you raised the question

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um

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the initial story we had about missing

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skulls of your call uh transiting um

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being shipped from overseas that went

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missing at the airport that was at the

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O'Hare International Airport mail

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facility so that was U.S mail or at

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least being

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being picked up by the US mail okay a

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box of human heads that went missing in

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Denver that apparently Charlie has in

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his garage

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um

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that was being shipped by private

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carrier you are correct now what's not

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clear is they said it's a medical truck

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used for transporting body parts so is

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this carrier specifically set up to do

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this or were they also doing things on

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the sly yeah yep

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but according to this only human remains

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can be shipped through the United States

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Postal Service it is a federal matter

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yep

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best part is someone had to write that

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corpses around that's only the mail I

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mean maybe if it's over state lines you

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need the United States Postal Service

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but within a state you can use a private

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carrier

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yep do you think you have to pay special

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postage or can you just put like a

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corpse out by the mailbox on the curb

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with a stamp on the fork I think that

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works I think they gotta take it

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how to get rid of bodies I'll show you

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give me stamps that's how you do it

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they'll take it right Return to sender

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on the forehead

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just drop that off that's how I get rid

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of all my garbage I just put stance on

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it

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bags pop a stamp on that throw that in

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the mailbox and with all your empty uh

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Taco Bell packets yep throw them in

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there put a stamp on it they could ride

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away they come right and get it

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no questions asked all right one more

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story One More Story all right

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uh let me see what I got in the other so

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we got a story about the bat apparently

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there's a Batgirl movie that's so bad

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Warner Brothers won't release it I heard

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that uh they they Nix that thing it's

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not coming out Batgirl

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and it had some troubling starts on the

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CW

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it didn't it started off pretty pretty

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good but then it just dropped viewership

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because of horrible writing

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it's the WNBA of Batman

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on the movie exactly

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um

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so I've got a story about uh mustard

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flavored Donuts I guess gross

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I got Ryan Reynolds is going to

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um uh work for a w root beer for root

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beer National root beer float day

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that's a funny headline what is my

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headline

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um a guy gets a tattoo of his uh Club

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card on his arm so he because he keeps

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00:22:37,570 --> 00:22:36,780
losing his card

550
00:22:41,029 --> 00:22:37,580
um

551
00:22:42,230 --> 00:22:41,039
uh Tim Hortons is trying to offer free

552
00:22:43,490 --> 00:22:42,240
coffee and donuts as part of their

553
00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:43,500
settlement instead of actually paying

554
00:22:45,770 --> 00:22:44,460
money

555
00:22:48,169 --> 00:22:45,780
I'll headline I think we got to read

556
00:22:51,409 --> 00:22:48,179
about that we cover fast food news and

557
00:22:52,850 --> 00:22:51,419
Tim Hortons is technically fast food

558
00:22:54,649 --> 00:22:52,860
all right

559
00:22:56,690 --> 00:22:54,659
um let's see Tim Hortons Tim Horton

560
00:22:57,890 --> 00:22:56,700
where's that one here it is hey by the

561
00:22:59,510 --> 00:22:57,900
way when's the last time you guys had

562
00:23:08,750 --> 00:22:59,520
rallies

563
00:23:11,510 --> 00:23:08,760
Ohio it's like Hardee's nobody goes

564
00:23:13,850 --> 00:23:11,520
there no it's like on the rung of fast

565
00:23:16,010 --> 00:23:13,860
food rallies is pretty down near the

566
00:23:19,730 --> 00:23:16,020
bottom Hardee's is like one or two rungs

567
00:23:22,490 --> 00:23:19,740
up from rallies is rallies better or

568
00:23:23,890 --> 00:23:22,500
worse than like Zips we don't know

569
00:23:26,330 --> 00:23:23,900
foreign

570
00:23:27,529 --> 00:23:26,340
that's the tour guy fear needs to go on

571
00:23:29,570 --> 00:23:27,539
when he's following Rage Against the

572
00:23:32,270 --> 00:23:29,580
Machine around the country is eat it all

573
00:23:34,669 --> 00:23:32,280
the the like the third tier

574
00:23:36,950 --> 00:23:34,679
um fast food restaurant I agree what

575
00:23:39,409 --> 00:23:36,960
could you do like a gourmet White Castle

576
00:23:43,549 --> 00:23:39,419
like that would be amazing like these

577
00:23:46,730 --> 00:23:43,559
are sophisticated sliders I I like the

578
00:23:48,049 --> 00:23:46,740
idea like just take it up a notch and uh

579
00:23:49,370 --> 00:23:48,059
I think I think there might be something

580
00:23:52,970 --> 00:23:49,380
there

581
00:23:55,250 --> 00:23:52,980
I like White Castle yeah

582
00:23:56,750 --> 00:23:55,260
crystal is like the equivalent in the

583
00:23:59,630 --> 00:23:56,760
South right crystal

584
00:24:01,430 --> 00:23:59,640
I don't know you'd have to tell me k-r-y

585
00:24:02,870 --> 00:24:01,440
how about this this is what we do you

586
00:24:04,010 --> 00:24:02,880
send me some of that Crystal I'll send

587
00:24:06,289 --> 00:24:04,020
you some White Castle through the mail

588
00:24:11,090 --> 00:24:06,299
just put it with a stamp on them on it

589
00:24:15,049 --> 00:24:13,070
do it in your mailbox just a single

590
00:24:19,450 --> 00:24:15,059
slider sitting there with a stamp on it

591
00:24:25,070 --> 00:24:22,190
uh you see here here's a here's a

592
00:24:29,090 --> 00:24:25,080
headline for everyone Tim Hortons offers

593
00:24:32,090 --> 00:24:29,100
coffee and donuts as proposed settlement

594
00:24:33,470 --> 00:24:32,100
in class action lawsuit that's some good

595
00:24:36,049 --> 00:24:33,480
news on that we're gonna we're gonna put

596
00:24:37,669 --> 00:24:36,059
like a dump truck full of coffee and

597
00:24:39,409 --> 00:24:37,679
donuts in your garage eat them quick

598
00:24:41,149 --> 00:24:39,419
they will go bad

599
00:24:42,529 --> 00:24:41,159
we're just gonna have a dump truck full

600
00:24:45,409 --> 00:24:42,539
of coffee and we're gonna pour it on

601
00:24:47,149 --> 00:24:45,419
your lawn and burn everything

602
00:24:48,649 --> 00:24:47,159
it's scalding hot just gonna come by

603
00:24:50,090 --> 00:24:48,659
with a tanker truck and we're just going

604
00:24:52,430 --> 00:24:50,100
to spray your house with the equivalent

605
00:24:53,810 --> 00:24:52,440
of six gallons of coffee

606
00:24:55,490 --> 00:24:53,820
I think that I think that would work

607
00:24:58,310 --> 00:24:55,500
you're welcome

608
00:25:00,950 --> 00:24:58,320
well let's let's read a little bit about

609
00:25:04,490 --> 00:25:00,960
this uh headline here I think people are

610
00:25:06,470 --> 00:25:04,500
curious I know I am and so let me

611
00:25:09,409 --> 00:25:06,480
readjust things over here

612
00:25:14,390 --> 00:25:11,870
let's see here Tim Hortons has reached a

613
00:25:16,669 --> 00:25:14,400
proposal or proposed settlement in a

614
00:25:19,070 --> 00:25:16,679
multiple class action lawsuit alleging

615
00:25:20,930 --> 00:25:19,080
the restaurant's mobile app violated

616
00:25:23,090 --> 00:25:20,940
customers privacy

617
00:25:26,930 --> 00:25:23,100
which would see the restaurant offer

618
00:25:30,110 --> 00:25:26,940
free coffee and donuts to attach users

619
00:25:35,810 --> 00:25:30,120
wow that's awesome okay

620
00:25:41,450 --> 00:25:38,750
uh the sediment negotiated with the

621
00:25:43,430 --> 00:25:41,460
legal team involved in the lawsuit still

622
00:25:46,970 --> 00:25:43,440
requires Court approval the coffee and

623
00:25:49,549 --> 00:25:46,980
donut chain would uh would also

624
00:25:52,789 --> 00:25:49,559
permanently delete any geolocation

625
00:25:56,710 --> 00:25:52,799
information it collected between April

626
00:26:00,049 --> 00:25:56,720
first of 2019 and September 30th 2020

627
00:26:02,570 --> 00:26:00,059
and direct third-party services uh

628
00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:02,580
providers to do this same so get rid of

629
00:26:06,669 --> 00:26:04,740
all that geolocation stuff you don't

630
00:26:09,590 --> 00:26:06,679
need it you shouldn't have it anyways

631
00:26:11,330 --> 00:26:09,600
and that's that I mean just just make

632
00:26:12,950 --> 00:26:11,340
sure you sell it now but at a certain

633
00:26:16,450 --> 00:26:12,960
point you're gonna have to delete it

634
00:26:22,130 --> 00:26:19,310
uh all right I'm kind of curious like so

635
00:26:23,049 --> 00:26:22,140
is it just because of that like it

636
00:26:25,370 --> 00:26:23,059
doesn't

637
00:26:26,870 --> 00:26:25,380
so the app was it's one of those apps

638
00:26:28,970 --> 00:26:26,880
that just grabs all your information and

639
00:26:30,289 --> 00:26:28,980
all your contacts and all that [\h__\h] uh

640
00:26:31,970 --> 00:26:30,299
girl we think this is a favorable

641
00:26:34,669 --> 00:26:31,980
settlement because it offers

642
00:26:38,649 --> 00:26:34,679
compensation to that that has a real

643
00:26:41,630 --> 00:26:38,659
value said Zoe zirkgren a lawyer for the

644
00:26:43,250 --> 00:26:41,640
montreal-based uh Law Firm okay which

645
00:26:45,710 --> 00:26:43,260
filed a class excellent lawsuit in

646
00:26:48,529 --> 00:26:45,720
Quebec privacy cases across Canada are

647
00:26:51,769 --> 00:26:48,539
never a guaranteed win he said here we

648
00:26:55,549 --> 00:26:51,779
have some form of guarantee some form of

649
00:26:59,630 --> 00:26:55,559
recovery as opposed to uncertainty that

650
00:27:02,029 --> 00:26:59,640
could last put that coffee down all

651
00:27:05,870 --> 00:27:03,890
uh

652
00:27:08,149 --> 00:27:05,880
all right all right all right let's see

653
00:27:11,210 --> 00:27:09,710
let's see restaurant Brands

654
00:27:13,430 --> 00:27:11,220
International the parent company Tim

655
00:27:16,250 --> 00:27:13,440
Horton said in an investor presentation

656
00:27:19,190 --> 00:27:16,260
in May that it had four million active

657
00:27:23,510 --> 00:27:19,200
users during the three months for uh

658
00:27:25,549 --> 00:27:23,520
that ended in March 31st of 2022. so

659
00:27:26,990 --> 00:27:25,559
three million people downloaded that

660
00:27:29,330 --> 00:27:27,000
horseshit app

661
00:27:32,210 --> 00:27:29,340
yeah skip down the paragraph it starts

662
00:27:33,710 --> 00:27:32,220
Tim Horton said it would start there all

663
00:27:36,950 --> 00:27:33,720
right all right

664
00:27:40,130 --> 00:27:36,960
I had coffee with Macaulay half an hour

665
00:27:43,730 --> 00:27:42,230
where'd you tell me to go I think Tim

666
00:27:47,810 --> 00:27:43,740
Horton said it would

667
00:27:51,950 --> 00:27:50,750
geez there's a lot here uh Tim Horton

668
00:27:55,730 --> 00:27:51,960
said

669
00:27:58,370 --> 00:27:55,740
it would

670
00:28:00,110 --> 00:27:58,380
uh be emailing customers Friday to

671
00:28:03,049 --> 00:28:00,120
inform them of the proposed settlement

672
00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:03,059
Tim Horton said the retail value of a

673
00:28:08,149 --> 00:28:04,860
free hot beverage

674
00:28:09,889 --> 00:28:08,159
is six dollars and 19 cents while the

675
00:28:13,370 --> 00:28:09,899
value of a baked good

676
00:28:16,130 --> 00:28:13,380
is two dollars and 39 cents plus tax

677
00:28:18,769 --> 00:28:16,140
according to court documents so that's

678
00:28:23,269 --> 00:28:18,779
that's a value of about eight and a half

679
00:28:24,409 --> 00:28:23,279
dollars yep so if they that's what I was

680
00:28:26,269 --> 00:28:24,419
getting at was if they steal your

681
00:28:27,950 --> 00:28:26,279
information and leak it or whatever you

682
00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:27,960
know that's worth eight bucks

683
00:28:32,450 --> 00:28:30,260
thanks

684
00:28:34,730 --> 00:28:32,460
I gotta settle down I got too much

685
00:28:36,889 --> 00:28:34,740
coffee our wake up America Coffee is so

686
00:28:38,570 --> 00:28:36,899
good oh my gosh it's so good do you

687
00:28:40,789 --> 00:28:38,580
think Alex Jones could use the same same

688
00:28:42,370 --> 00:28:40,799
tactic and offer people free

689
00:28:44,570 --> 00:28:42,380
um

690
00:28:45,889 --> 00:28:44,580
yeah I was gonna say free water filters

691
00:28:49,190 --> 00:28:45,899
vitamins what's this new one like go

692
00:28:55,490 --> 00:28:50,810
insta hard

693
00:28:57,350 --> 00:28:55,500
them that tell you what I don't have 150

694
00:28:59,930 --> 00:28:57,360
million dollars what I do have I don't

695
00:29:02,810 --> 00:28:59,940
wear Warehouse full of insta hard I can

696
00:29:04,850 --> 00:29:02,820
give everyone insta-hard and that that

697
00:29:07,669 --> 00:29:04,860
should suffice I think everyone will be

698
00:29:08,769 --> 00:29:07,679
pleased with the outcome of having insta

699
00:29:12,409 --> 00:29:08,779
heart

700
00:29:14,570 --> 00:29:12,419
as compensation for everything I I did

701
00:29:15,889 --> 00:29:14,580
too tell you what I'll personally go

702
00:29:20,289 --> 00:29:15,899
through the warehouse I will just pick

703
00:29:25,130 --> 00:29:22,789
it's too hard

704
00:29:27,710 --> 00:29:25,140
uh a hearing has been scheduled in

705
00:29:29,510 --> 00:29:27,720
Quebec Court on September 6 to consider

706
00:29:31,250 --> 00:29:29,520
the proposed Street uh proposed

707
00:29:33,049 --> 00:29:31,260
settlement okay well then I think

708
00:29:34,669 --> 00:29:33,059
everyone's going to win here everyone

709
00:29:36,710 --> 00:29:34,679
gets a coffee it would be great if this

710
00:29:39,430 --> 00:29:36,720
was in perpetuity for the rest of your

711
00:29:42,470 --> 00:29:39,440
life one coffee and one donut specifies

712
00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:42,480
a coffee and a donut that's all you ever

713
00:29:47,029 --> 00:29:45,419
get kind of a [\h__\h] deal like when

714
00:29:51,830 --> 00:29:47,039
the Kramer he got his coffee settlement

715
00:29:53,930 --> 00:29:51,840
in Seinfeld he got free lattes free

716
00:29:56,570 --> 00:29:53,940
coffee from any restaurant for the rest

717
00:29:59,269 --> 00:29:56,580
of his entire life because he burned his

718
00:30:01,010 --> 00:29:59,279
leg on that coffee

719
00:30:02,450 --> 00:30:01,020
these people lit on that coffee or did

720
00:30:04,310 --> 00:30:02,460
they put the lid on that coffee it's

721
00:30:07,250 --> 00:30:04,320
undetermined

722
00:30:08,630 --> 00:30:07,260
oh really

723
00:30:10,370 --> 00:30:08,640
all right so I got a story in here

724
00:30:13,250 --> 00:30:10,380
speaking of not questioning things so a

725
00:30:14,630 --> 00:30:13,260
couple of weeks ago the um uh the spider

726
00:30:15,289 --> 00:30:14,640
web telescope whatever the hell it's

727
00:30:16,730 --> 00:30:15,299
called

728
00:30:19,190 --> 00:30:16,740
um came out they took some pictures of

729
00:30:20,570 --> 00:30:19,200
space and people were uh had to go seek

730
00:30:21,769 --> 00:30:20,580
medical attention because they were they

731
00:30:24,289 --> 00:30:21,779
were jerking themselves off so hard

732
00:30:26,930 --> 00:30:24,299
about it oh yeah the wet the the James

733
00:30:28,730 --> 00:30:26,940
Webb Telescope James Webb uh Eugenics

734
00:30:29,930 --> 00:30:28,740
telescope or whatever the hell the issue

735
00:30:31,669 --> 00:30:29,940
is

736
00:30:34,070 --> 00:30:31,679
um so here we have a sign here's a story

737
00:30:35,630 --> 00:30:34,080
here scientists post some artwork of uh

738
00:30:37,549 --> 00:30:35,640
what they saw through the web telescope

739
00:30:39,590 --> 00:30:37,559
that's fantastic oh and there's like a

740
00:30:41,389 --> 00:30:39,600
little story with this oh yeah you want

741
00:30:43,730 --> 00:30:41,399
to play the uh sure run the whole thing

742
00:30:46,190 --> 00:30:43,740
okay we'll we'll run the uh whole ding

743
00:30:48,230 --> 00:30:46,200
dong thing and see what they're they're

744
00:30:51,110 --> 00:30:48,240
saying over here tonight A prominent

745
00:30:53,750 --> 00:30:51,120
French scientist is apologizing after

746
00:30:56,149 --> 00:30:53,760
tweeting a photo he claimed was the

747
00:30:59,149 --> 00:30:56,159
image of a distant star taken by the

748
00:31:01,610 --> 00:30:59,159
James Webb Space Telescope thousands of

749
00:31:04,070 --> 00:31:01,620
people viewed the image but it turns out

750
00:31:06,710 --> 00:31:04,080
it was actually a close-up photo of a

751
00:31:09,730 --> 00:31:06,720
slice of chorizo sausage look at my

752
00:31:12,649 --> 00:31:09,740
sausage supposed to be a joke

753
00:31:16,070 --> 00:31:12,659
welcome to Subway's biggest refresh yet

754
00:31:18,289 --> 00:31:16,080
they're drafting 12 News oh God you got

755
00:31:20,810 --> 00:31:18,299
ads rolling everywhere they're just

756
00:31:22,909 --> 00:31:20,820
playing Subway ads okay

757
00:31:25,130 --> 00:31:22,919
so everyone is you know people just

758
00:31:26,630 --> 00:31:25,140
scroll past this stuff they don't read

759
00:31:27,649 --> 00:31:26,640
it they don't they don't they just look

760
00:31:30,350 --> 00:31:27,659
at the glant they don't even read the

761
00:31:32,690 --> 00:31:30,360
headlines they glance at the headlines

762
00:31:36,230 --> 00:31:32,700
um so this the James Webb Telescope NASA

763
00:31:37,850 --> 00:31:36,240
said here's some some uh um some footage

764
00:31:38,990 --> 00:31:37,860
of it then this guy says check out this

765
00:31:40,850 --> 00:31:39,000
thing we saw through James Webb and

766
00:31:43,130 --> 00:31:40,860
everyone is all all giddy about it turns

767
00:31:45,649 --> 00:31:43,140
out it's just a slice of sausage oh okay

768
00:31:48,169 --> 00:31:45,659
but I mean people want to believe that

769
00:31:51,529 --> 00:31:48,179
that shows that they want to believe and

770
00:31:54,350 --> 00:31:51,539
they trust uh NASA they trust everything

771
00:31:56,090 --> 00:31:54,360
that comes out and that's it but if once

772
00:31:58,669 --> 00:31:56,100
you see it

773
00:32:02,090 --> 00:31:58,679
like oh yeah that does just kind of look

774
00:32:04,909 --> 00:32:02,100
like sausage it it really does there's

775
00:32:08,630 --> 00:32:04,919
like oh yeah that's what it is it's not

776
00:32:12,169 --> 00:32:08,640
a sun with like sun spots that's chorizo

777
00:32:14,810 --> 00:32:12,179
sausage look at my sausage

778
00:32:17,090 --> 00:32:14,820
it's funny it's a funny headline that's

779
00:32:19,549 --> 00:32:17,100
a goofy one it's a funny one that's a

780
00:32:21,889 --> 00:32:19,559
funny headline

781
00:32:24,590 --> 00:32:21,899
uh let's see what's um

782
00:32:29,889 --> 00:32:24,600
wait hold on here we we gotta oh you

783
00:32:36,710 --> 00:32:32,330
the shampoo

784
00:32:38,509 --> 00:32:36,720
all right here's here's this one whoops

785
00:32:40,669 --> 00:32:38,519
I posted the wrong Channel here's this

786
00:32:42,830 --> 00:32:40,679
one indicara chop

787
00:32:46,190 --> 00:32:42,840
all right

788
00:32:48,649 --> 00:32:46,200
uh athlete loses race in Colombia after

789
00:32:50,509 --> 00:32:48,659
his penis came out in the middle of the

790
00:32:52,970 --> 00:32:50,519
race that's some good news on that front

791
00:32:54,529 --> 00:32:52,980
it is there is video of this believe it

792
00:32:57,710 --> 00:32:54,539
or not we do need some good penis news

793
00:33:04,430 --> 00:33:01,130
um an athlete lost the 400 meter race at

794
00:33:07,730 --> 00:33:04,440
the 2022 World athletic u20 Championship

795
00:33:10,190 --> 00:33:07,740
due to a wardrobe malfunction

796
00:33:12,310 --> 00:33:10,200
she had a similar thing back on CBS yeah

797
00:33:15,789 --> 00:33:12,320
when her penis came out yeah

798
00:33:19,730 --> 00:33:15,799
uh the 18 year old

799
00:33:22,009 --> 00:33:19,740
elberto namano who hails from Italy was

800
00:33:25,970 --> 00:33:22,019
competing in the 400 meter

801
00:33:28,490 --> 00:33:25,980
uh decathlon in Cali Colombia when the

802
00:33:31,490 --> 00:33:28,500
incident took place

803
00:33:33,470 --> 00:33:31,500
uh let's see here uh in an unfortunate

804
00:33:34,970 --> 00:33:33,480
event the athlete lost the 400 meter

805
00:33:36,710 --> 00:33:34,980
rate he didn't keep going like you got

806
00:33:38,330 --> 00:33:36,720
it you got a persevere kid he finished

807
00:33:39,590 --> 00:33:38,340
so it was a short race there if you go

808
00:33:40,850 --> 00:33:39,600
down to the Twitter links down the

809
00:33:43,430 --> 00:33:40,860
bottom there is a vid there's video of

810
00:33:46,130 --> 00:33:43,440
the whole thing okay

811
00:33:47,990 --> 00:33:46,140
Let's uh we'll bring this just over a

812
00:33:50,810 --> 00:33:48,000
minute

813
00:33:52,549 --> 00:33:50,820
let's see I'll bring us up on screen

814
00:33:55,610 --> 00:33:52,559
and I wonder if they announced the the

815
00:33:59,990 --> 00:33:55,620
penis yeah and there's Infinity final

816
00:34:02,450 --> 00:34:00,000
event of day one he won just by a penis

817
00:34:04,850 --> 00:34:02,460
yeah that's a problem he was trying to

818
00:34:07,909 --> 00:34:04,860
try to gain a couple extra inches there

819
00:34:09,770 --> 00:34:07,919
I get five inches out hold on

820
00:34:11,149 --> 00:34:09,780
I'll uh I'll put this up and I'll play

821
00:34:13,970 --> 00:34:11,159
it so we all can listen because there

822
00:34:16,250 --> 00:34:13,980
there isn't an announcer here so

823
00:34:23,270 --> 00:34:16,260
let's see here oh man there we go here

824
00:34:26,690 --> 00:34:24,649
we're gonna start right here it's

825
00:34:30,889 --> 00:34:26,700
starting right now

826
00:34:32,829 --> 00:34:30,899
so the final event of day one for these

827
00:34:35,810 --> 00:34:32,839
seven men

828
00:34:40,190 --> 00:34:35,820
and no one's showing much so far not in

829
00:34:44,530 --> 00:34:41,690
there's a guy in blue in the middle of

830
00:34:52,909 --> 00:34:46,690
in Lane three

831
00:34:56,149 --> 00:34:52,919
he's over top lash now from Austria

832
00:34:57,950 --> 00:34:56,159
or the French athlete oh my God and he's

833
00:35:00,430 --> 00:34:57,960
doing pretty good despite his P oh he's

834
00:35:02,990 --> 00:35:00,440
holding his penis

835
00:35:06,890 --> 00:35:03,000
as he's run he casually reaches down and

836
00:35:09,530 --> 00:35:06,900
starts pucking on his pecker and uh

837
00:35:11,210 --> 00:35:09,540
bakari and he's slowing up like that's

838
00:35:13,250 --> 00:35:11,220
really preventing him from keeping his

839
00:35:15,950 --> 00:35:13,260
momentum because he's constantly

840
00:35:19,010 --> 00:35:15,960
cranking himself down there he loses he

841
00:35:21,829 --> 00:35:19,020
loses because of his uh his penis seven

842
00:35:25,430 --> 00:35:21,839
foot penis he blames his penis in lane

843
00:35:26,630 --> 00:35:25,440
two from Pierre Blake in like God it did

844
00:35:28,130 --> 00:35:26,640
look pretty awkward him like running

845
00:35:33,069 --> 00:35:28,140
then occasionally reaching down and

846
00:35:35,270 --> 00:35:33,079
trying to uh adjust himself demon sperm

847
00:35:37,010 --> 00:35:35,280
no demons wouldn't have anything to do

848
00:35:38,630 --> 00:35:37,020
with it yeah and he was doing pretty

849
00:35:39,829 --> 00:35:38,640
well at the beginning so the question is

850
00:35:41,750 --> 00:35:39,839
you know how well would he have done had

851
00:35:43,430 --> 00:35:41,760
he not been like whacking it during

852
00:35:47,349 --> 00:35:43,440
during the race here so I'm guessing

853
00:35:52,430 --> 00:35:47,359
this guy had a pretty healthy member

854
00:35:59,329 --> 00:35:55,310
Italian slice of chorizo probably

855
00:36:02,089 --> 00:35:59,339
chorizo that's Mexican yeah

856
00:36:03,589 --> 00:36:02,099
anyway just uh I'm using you know they

857
00:36:04,970 --> 00:36:03,599
when these Runners were in their short

858
00:36:07,310 --> 00:36:04,980
shorts

859
00:36:10,310 --> 00:36:07,320
sometimes it causes problems so is he

860
00:36:11,510 --> 00:36:10,320
gonna be fine we see him in jail due to

861
00:36:14,390 --> 00:36:11,520
this

862
00:36:15,950 --> 00:36:14,400
I think he should uh uh claim he it was

863
00:36:18,349 --> 00:36:15,960
a miss a missed race needs everyone to

864
00:36:21,290 --> 00:36:18,359
race again yeah oh

865
00:36:23,390 --> 00:36:21,300
that's a it's unfortunate because you'd

866
00:36:25,970 --> 00:36:23,400
probably trained for many many years to

867
00:36:27,650 --> 00:36:25,980
get to this level top level and then his

868
00:36:30,950 --> 00:36:27,660
penis gets in the way and prevents him

869
00:36:32,329 --> 00:36:30,960
from really be excelling at this he

870
00:36:34,630 --> 00:36:32,339
probably misses opportunity for the

871
00:36:37,970 --> 00:36:34,640
Olympics this go around

872
00:36:42,170 --> 00:36:37,980
another athlete's career cut short by

873
00:36:44,470 --> 00:36:42,180
their junk buy a penis but hey we have

874
00:36:50,829 --> 00:36:44,480
to use the indefinite article APK

875
00:36:56,030 --> 00:36:53,750
all right all right so let's see I got

876
00:36:58,849 --> 00:36:56,040
uh got monkey pox news I got meth shark

877
00:37:01,190 --> 00:36:58,859
news I got World Wrestling Entertainment

878
00:37:03,349 --> 00:37:01,200
News I think we gotta do monkey pox and

879
00:37:07,510 --> 00:37:03,359
wrestling release the monkey pox you

880
00:37:12,290 --> 00:37:09,950
I don't know I don't know what I want

881
00:37:13,970 --> 00:37:12,300
monkey pox

882
00:37:15,710 --> 00:37:13,980
I don't know what I want Joe needs to

883
00:37:19,210 --> 00:37:15,720
know what he wants he can chime in and

884
00:37:25,010 --> 00:37:22,010
uh I'm gonna give you monkey pox in the

885
00:37:27,589 --> 00:37:25,020
carrot shop okay well thank god Fox put

886
00:37:30,410 --> 00:37:27,599
up this Giant ad that I can I can't even

887
00:37:34,010 --> 00:37:30,420
click out of sharing

888
00:37:36,770 --> 00:37:34,020
all right uh have monkey pox CDC advises

889
00:37:41,569 --> 00:37:36,780
no sex but says masturbation six feet

890
00:37:44,030 --> 00:37:41,579
apart or virtual sex reduces risk okay

891
00:37:47,810 --> 00:37:44,040
that's good news we did touch on this

892
00:37:48,829 --> 00:37:47,820
early on I would say back in may we read

893
00:37:52,310 --> 00:37:48,839
down

894
00:37:57,230 --> 00:37:52,320
a list of items a list of suggestions

895
00:38:00,589 --> 00:37:57,240
for people to uh perform sex safely and

896
00:38:02,270 --> 00:38:00,599
one was uh mutually doing uh touching

897
00:38:06,589 --> 00:38:02,280
yourself with your partner in the same

898
00:38:09,589 --> 00:38:06,599
room just in different areas and I guess

899
00:38:11,569 --> 00:38:09,599
there's really CDC is is sticking with

900
00:38:13,430 --> 00:38:11,579
this that you need to be they are all in

901
00:38:16,069 --> 00:38:13,440
on doing everything but telling people

902
00:38:20,210 --> 00:38:16,079
to have anonymous group sex

903
00:38:21,890 --> 00:38:20,220
yeah okay well uh the CDC provides a

904
00:38:24,710 --> 00:38:21,900
range of ways to reduce risk of

905
00:38:27,230 --> 00:38:24,720
transmitting the virus during sex as the

906
00:38:30,530 --> 00:38:27,240
country faces a rise in Monkey pox

907
00:38:32,030 --> 00:38:30,540
infections quote if you or a partner has

908
00:38:34,490 --> 00:38:32,040
monkey pox the best way to protect

909
00:38:37,069 --> 00:38:34,500
yourself and others is to avoid sex of

910
00:38:40,849 --> 00:38:37,079
any kind and that ranges from oral to

911
00:38:43,130 --> 00:38:40,859
anal to vaginal and do not kiss or touch

912
00:38:45,650 --> 00:38:43,140
each other's body while you are sick

913
00:38:47,270 --> 00:38:45,660
especially in Iraq so leave that rash

914
00:38:48,670 --> 00:38:47,280
alone I know it looks attractive but

915
00:38:52,069 --> 00:38:48,680
don't touch it

916
00:38:55,930 --> 00:38:52,079
uh quote do not share things like towels

917
00:38:58,010 --> 00:38:55,940
fetish gear sex toys or toothbrushes

918
00:39:01,010 --> 00:38:58,020
keep that in mind people that sounds

919
00:39:02,450 --> 00:39:01,020
like good uh advice just generally yes

920
00:39:03,950 --> 00:39:02,460
yeah

921
00:39:06,109 --> 00:39:03,960
I mean I know times are tough and people

922
00:39:08,750 --> 00:39:06,119
are sharing toothbrushes but come on

923
00:39:10,270 --> 00:39:08,760
yeah man it's a gotta watch out for that

924
00:39:13,490 --> 00:39:10,280
stuff

925
00:39:16,190 --> 00:39:13,500
uh I wanna know who's really afraid of

926
00:39:18,349 --> 00:39:16,200
monkey pox uh like I feel like it's

927
00:39:20,329 --> 00:39:18,359
everything I've seen on this like people

928
00:39:21,950 --> 00:39:20,339
are waiting in line for the vaccine like

929
00:39:24,650 --> 00:39:21,960
I don't believe it

930
00:39:27,950 --> 00:39:24,660
I I don't either I think this has been

931
00:39:30,410 --> 00:39:27,960
hyped it's got something to do with the

932
00:39:32,870 --> 00:39:30,420
covid-19 vaccine something it's

933
00:39:35,150 --> 00:39:32,880
something to do with the uh you know

934
00:39:39,050 --> 00:39:35,160
entertain ment value and the click value

935
00:39:41,569 --> 00:39:39,060
of covid becoming like ah come on

936
00:39:43,069 --> 00:39:41,579
I don't know I really want to share my

937
00:39:45,710 --> 00:39:43,079
fetish gear though and I'm told not to

938
00:39:47,390 --> 00:39:45,720
don't do it I'll beg you I beg you

939
00:39:49,190 --> 00:39:47,400
I love sharing it

940
00:39:51,050 --> 00:39:49,200
I dropped a secondary Link in the carrot

941
00:39:53,569 --> 00:39:51,060
shop which is the actual CDC document if

942
00:39:56,030 --> 00:39:53,579
you scroll all the way to the bottom the

943
00:39:58,490 --> 00:39:56,040
very last statement just I think speaks

944
00:40:01,670 --> 00:39:58,500
volumes about how

945
00:40:03,530 --> 00:40:01,680
much the CDC is not doing to actually if

946
00:40:05,690 --> 00:40:03,540
if this was to your point Joe if this

947
00:40:07,550 --> 00:40:05,700
was a serious issue

948
00:40:09,309 --> 00:40:07,560
what are they not saying here in the

949
00:40:14,870 --> 00:40:09,319
very last statement

950
00:40:16,190 --> 00:40:14,880
parties Raves and festivals yes it

951
00:40:19,430 --> 00:40:16,200
starts with enclosed

952
00:40:22,010 --> 00:40:19,440
uh enclosed spaces such as back rooms

953
00:40:24,230 --> 00:40:22,020
saunas sex clubs or private or public

954
00:40:26,809 --> 00:40:24,240
sex parties where Intimate often

955
00:40:29,870 --> 00:40:26,819
Anonymous sexual contact with multiple

956
00:40:32,690 --> 00:40:29,880
partners occurs May High may have a

957
00:40:35,329 --> 00:40:32,700
higher risk or a higher likelihood of

958
00:40:37,370 --> 00:40:35,339
spreading monkey pox so be careful out

959
00:40:40,010 --> 00:40:37,380
there God I have to cancel my plans for

960
00:40:41,390 --> 00:40:40,020
tonight so what's it what I find strange

961
00:40:42,770 --> 00:40:41,400
about this is they go so far as to

962
00:40:44,809 --> 00:40:42,780
identify these spaces but don't say

963
00:40:48,370 --> 00:40:44,819
don't go they're just like you know hey

964
00:40:53,030 --> 00:40:51,290
but yet with with covet it was locked

965
00:40:54,530 --> 00:40:53,040
down stay home two weeks to flatten the

966
00:40:55,970 --> 00:40:54,540
curve all this stuff but monkey pox

967
00:40:58,069 --> 00:40:55,980
there's like none of that if so if

968
00:40:59,809 --> 00:40:58,079
indeed to your point Joe if indeed this

969
00:41:00,950 --> 00:40:59,819
was a serious thing we got to deal with

970
00:41:03,470 --> 00:41:00,960
it

971
00:41:05,569 --> 00:41:03,480
why are they doing everything but that

972
00:41:07,849 --> 00:41:05,579
yeah and they I can't believe like

973
00:41:11,329 --> 00:41:07,859
they're mentioned the CDC is mentioning

974
00:41:12,230 --> 00:41:11,339
Raves uh like I didn't realize Raves are

975
00:41:13,910 --> 00:41:12,240
still a thing I thought they're just

976
00:41:16,010 --> 00:41:13,920
called like dance parties but a rave a

977
00:41:17,630 --> 00:41:16,020
party or a club where there is minimal

978
00:41:20,690 --> 00:41:17,640
clothing and where there is direct

979
00:41:23,329 --> 00:41:20,700
personal often skin-to-skin contact has

980
00:41:26,270 --> 00:41:23,339
some risk avoid any rash you see on

981
00:41:28,670 --> 00:41:26,280
others and consider minimizing skin to

982
00:41:31,730 --> 00:41:28,680
skin contact so this is

983
00:41:34,130 --> 00:41:31,740
yeah and and to say that there is a a

984
00:41:35,690 --> 00:41:34,140
deficiency in Monkey pox viruses by the

985
00:41:37,550 --> 00:41:35,700
way it's experimental I believe is was

986
00:41:40,130 --> 00:41:37,560
developed for smallpox and they just

987
00:41:42,530 --> 00:41:40,140
assume that well monkey Parks I believe

988
00:41:45,109 --> 00:41:42,540
actually came from hence the term came

989
00:41:47,890 --> 00:41:45,119
from lab animals that were being tested

990
00:41:51,589 --> 00:41:47,900
for smallpox uh vaccines

991
00:41:54,770 --> 00:41:51,599
and I on your point with Raves I hung up

992
00:41:56,030 --> 00:41:54,780
my pacifier and glow sticks years ago oh

993
00:41:58,609 --> 00:41:56,040
yeah

994
00:42:04,690 --> 00:41:58,619
good but what about your whistle jeans

995
00:42:08,569 --> 00:42:06,710
let's get it going

996
00:42:11,750 --> 00:42:08,579
let's listen to some Chemical Brothers

997
00:42:14,630 --> 00:42:11,760
let's listen to some Aphex twins uh it

998
00:42:19,750 --> 00:42:14,640
is the end of uh days here we gotta

999
00:42:23,750 --> 00:42:22,790
come on we're gonna we're gonna dance to

1000
00:42:31,030 --> 00:42:23,760
some crazy music

1001
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:34,550
come on everyone

1002
00:42:40,150 --> 00:42:36,170
that's a

1003
00:42:46,490 --> 00:42:40,160
a monkey pox appropriate song I suppose

1004
00:42:49,309 --> 00:42:47,870
all right how about some uh some how

1005
00:42:52,490 --> 00:42:49,319
about some wrestling news and some

1006
00:42:54,230 --> 00:42:52,500
wrestling sure I love wrestling news

1007
00:42:56,150 --> 00:42:54,240
get all your drops ready Hey where's my

1008
00:43:01,809 --> 00:42:56,160
transition oh you're right what am I

1009
00:43:05,690 --> 00:43:04,250
would you move to Minnesota so we can

1010
00:43:07,450 --> 00:43:05,700
get married there the first chance we

1011
00:43:09,710 --> 00:43:07,460
get

1012
00:43:11,510 --> 00:43:09,720
absolutely weird way to start a

1013
00:43:13,190 --> 00:43:11,520
conversation Hulk I don't know yeah I'll

1014
00:43:14,690 --> 00:43:13,200
do it

1015
00:43:16,430 --> 00:43:14,700
I'm sorry

1016
00:43:18,829 --> 00:43:16,440
sir I'm working for the Olive Garden

1017
00:43:22,390 --> 00:43:18,839
what can I get you to drink yeah so this

1018
00:43:28,550 --> 00:43:25,069
uh all right here's that line here WWE

1019
00:43:32,569 --> 00:43:28,560
reportedly eases policy on several

1020
00:43:33,650 --> 00:43:32,579
forbidden terms oh really forbidden

1021
00:43:37,190 --> 00:43:33,660
terms

1022
00:43:39,910 --> 00:43:37,200
oh they're gonna get they're gonna tell

1023
00:43:42,829 --> 00:43:39,920
you there's two specific terms okay well

1024
00:43:46,370 --> 00:43:42,839
WWE's uh Talent roster of pro wrestlers

1025
00:43:49,010 --> 00:43:46,380
will still be referred to as Superstars

1026
00:43:52,970 --> 00:43:49,020
going forward the new regime led by

1027
00:43:55,849 --> 00:43:52,980
Stephanie McMahon Nick Cann and Triple H

1028
00:44:01,370 --> 00:43:55,859
is reportedly open to the idea of using

1029
00:44:02,450 --> 00:44:01,380
uh the terms wrestler in wrestling on

1030
00:44:04,130 --> 00:44:02,460
air

1031
00:44:06,890 --> 00:44:04,140
oh no

1032
00:44:10,309 --> 00:44:06,900
okay I didn't realize those were

1033
00:44:14,210 --> 00:44:10,319
forbidden terms but okay according to uh

1034
00:44:15,950 --> 00:44:14,220
David Meltzer in the latest wrestling

1035
00:44:17,690 --> 00:44:15,960
Observer newsletter oh I gotta subscribe

1036
00:44:20,390 --> 00:44:17,700
to this newsletter the wrestling

1037
00:44:23,870 --> 00:44:20,400
subscribe

1038
00:44:25,430 --> 00:44:23,880
be great if the wrestling Observer was

1039
00:44:26,450 --> 00:44:25,440
actually written by some written from

1040
00:44:27,829 --> 00:44:26,460
the perspective of somebody in the

1041
00:44:29,390 --> 00:44:27,839
stands just excited about watching our

1042
00:44:31,490 --> 00:44:29,400
wrestling match it should be written by

1043
00:44:34,010 --> 00:44:31,500
the Iron Sheik and he just curses at you

1044
00:44:35,870 --> 00:44:34,020
and says anti-semitic things and calls

1045
00:44:37,970 --> 00:44:35,880
you various homophobic slurs in the

1046
00:44:39,349 --> 00:44:37,980
newsletter on a monthly basis yeah

1047
00:44:40,910 --> 00:44:39,359
they're like Chic I don't know about

1048
00:44:42,190 --> 00:44:40,920
this column anymore

1049
00:44:44,990 --> 00:44:42,200
foreign

1050
00:44:46,670 --> 00:44:45,000
so according to David Meltzer and the

1051
00:44:49,430 --> 00:44:46,680
latest uh wrestling Observer newsletter

1052
00:44:51,710 --> 00:44:49,440
talents were previously instructed to

1053
00:44:53,690 --> 00:44:51,720
never use the two forbidden words

1054
00:44:56,150 --> 00:44:53,700
without receiving authorization however

1055
00:44:57,950 --> 00:44:56,160
the terms May no longer be considered

1056
00:45:00,890 --> 00:44:57,960
dirty words and almost everyone

1057
00:45:02,990 --> 00:45:00,900
backstage in WWE is thrilled about the

1058
00:45:05,870 --> 00:45:03,000
new policy in previous years the

1059
00:45:08,930 --> 00:45:05,880
rebellious CM Punk would often use the

1060
00:45:12,109 --> 00:45:08,940
two terms on air but he had likely

1061
00:45:15,069 --> 00:45:12,119
received the go-ahead to do so uh

1062
00:45:18,170 --> 00:45:15,079
similarly uh Cody Rhodes refused to use

1063
00:45:19,730 --> 00:45:18,180
WWE's time-honored verbiage Upon

1064
00:45:21,829 --> 00:45:19,740
returning to the company earlier this

1065
00:45:24,829 --> 00:45:21,839
year referring to Superstars as

1066
00:45:28,970 --> 00:45:24,839
wrestlers and titles as championship

1067
00:45:30,950 --> 00:45:28,980
belts what is that like why why what

1068
00:45:31,809 --> 00:45:30,960
were these words banned I I don't

1069
00:45:33,829 --> 00:45:31,819
understand

1070
00:45:36,650 --> 00:45:33,839
so there's clearly a marketing thing so

1071
00:45:38,150 --> 00:45:36,660
by using the term Superstars instead of

1072
00:45:40,370 --> 00:45:38,160
wrestlers they're trying to get away

1073
00:45:42,650 --> 00:45:40,380
from the genericized term yes you can

1074
00:45:44,290 --> 00:45:42,660
recall the WWE used to be WWE got a big

1075
00:45:48,589 --> 00:45:44,300
fight with the panda people

1076
00:45:50,089 --> 00:45:48,599
so they're trying to stay on brand by

1077
00:45:51,589 --> 00:45:50,099
leveraging certain terms so they didn't

1078
00:45:53,450 --> 00:45:51,599
want to use generic terms such as

1079
00:45:54,890 --> 00:45:53,460
wrestling and wrestler because you can't

1080
00:45:56,150 --> 00:45:54,900
copyright that though I'm sure someone

1081
00:45:58,250 --> 00:45:56,160
will sure try

1082
00:46:00,530 --> 00:45:58,260
so this guy Rhodes

1083
00:46:03,770 --> 00:46:00,540
um Cody Rhodes is he the son of Dusty

1084
00:46:05,690 --> 00:46:03,780
Rhodes the American dream I hope so uh

1085
00:46:09,230 --> 00:46:05,700
you you know I believe

1086
00:46:11,930 --> 00:46:09,240
maybe let's ask the internet were you uh

1087
00:46:15,050 --> 00:46:11,940
yes is uh Dusty Rhodes is his father so

1088
00:46:17,329 --> 00:46:15,060
it looks like Rhodes uh was fine for

1089
00:46:18,470 --> 00:46:17,339
using those words about one thousand

1090
00:46:21,290 --> 00:46:18,480
dollars

1091
00:46:24,230 --> 00:46:21,300
for each time he used those banned words

1092
00:46:26,210 --> 00:46:24,240
besides easing the ban on several No-No

1093
00:46:28,550 --> 00:46:26,220
words Triple H and Company have made

1094
00:46:30,589 --> 00:46:28,560
several other changes backstage that has

1095
00:46:33,470 --> 00:46:30,599
left the WWE roster feeling more

1096
00:46:35,870 --> 00:46:33,480
optimistic than ever uh for starters

1097
00:46:38,930 --> 00:46:35,880
talents backstage are loving the

1098
00:46:41,569 --> 00:46:38,940
positive and fresh Vibe instilled by the

1099
00:46:43,430 --> 00:46:41,579
new WWE regime and Triple H has been

1100
00:46:45,950 --> 00:46:43,440
described as someone who is genuinely

1101
00:46:49,190 --> 00:46:45,960
who genuinely cares about the wrestler

1102
00:46:51,710 --> 00:46:49,200
he used to be a wrestler he grew up in

1103
00:46:54,530 --> 00:46:51,720
it so yeah I mean by all accounts I I

1104
00:46:57,710 --> 00:46:54,540
hear that Triple H is a pretty good guy

1105
00:46:59,210 --> 00:46:57,720
so he probably wants to run it in a

1106
00:47:02,930 --> 00:46:59,220
nicer more wrestling friendly way

1107
00:47:04,970 --> 00:47:02,940
whereas Vince McMahon it didn't seem

1108
00:47:08,030 --> 00:47:04,980
like he really cared about the health

1109
00:47:10,670 --> 00:47:08,040
and well-being of his wrestlers that's

1110
00:47:14,329 --> 00:47:10,680
for damn sure but if you remember Monday

1111
00:47:16,970 --> 00:47:14,339
I almost got uh I almost got beat up by

1112
00:47:19,569 --> 00:47:16,980
Ric Flair for questioning the steroids

1113
00:47:22,130 --> 00:47:19,579
after the scandal of Vince McMahon

1114
00:47:25,670 --> 00:47:22,140
encouraging the wrestlers to use them

1115
00:47:28,549 --> 00:47:25,680
yes I remember didn't you uh approach uh

1116
00:47:31,730 --> 00:47:28,559
Ric Flair in an airport no well in an

1117
00:47:34,010 --> 00:47:31,740
airport that was when I was friendly

1118
00:47:37,130 --> 00:47:34,020
yeah no it wasn't in a rave I was in a

1119
00:47:41,030 --> 00:47:37,140
Florida uh hotel where he was it was a

1120
00:47:43,490 --> 00:47:41,040
nice fetish gear yeah sharing towels and

1121
00:47:44,990 --> 00:47:43,500
toothbrushes and toothbrushes no he was

1122
00:47:46,910 --> 00:47:45,000
sitting there and I just I started

1123
00:47:49,010 --> 00:47:46,920
asking him questions about wrestling and

1124
00:47:51,109 --> 00:47:49,020
who was what his favorite match and blah

1125
00:47:53,030 --> 00:47:51,119
blah just like common stuff and then I

1126
00:47:55,549 --> 00:47:53,040
got into the steroid stuff like probably

1127
00:47:57,589 --> 00:47:55,559
four or five questions in and he like

1128
00:47:59,450 --> 00:47:57,599
I'm gonna give you five seconds to get

1129
00:48:01,790 --> 00:47:59,460
the [\h__\h] out of this bar or I'm gonna

1130
00:48:03,890 --> 00:48:01,800
kick your ass and I'm gonna get off by

1131
00:48:06,170 --> 00:48:03,900
cranking your knob just a little beyond

1132
00:48:08,030 --> 00:48:06,180
the breaking point but yeah that was

1133
00:48:10,010 --> 00:48:08,040
when the Scandal came out about uh

1134
00:48:12,230 --> 00:48:10,020
McMahon who is a dick I have to imagine

1135
00:48:14,089 --> 00:48:12,240
he's a dick he seems like a dick he

1136
00:48:16,430 --> 00:48:14,099
seemed like a dick the whole time but

1137
00:48:19,970 --> 00:48:16,440
apparently and if you remember McMahon

1138
00:48:24,049 --> 00:48:19,980
was a very real thin dude by the time he

1139
00:48:26,630 --> 00:48:24,059
like stepped away from running WWE he

1140
00:48:29,690 --> 00:48:26,640
was beefed up like yeah he was high on

1141
00:48:31,670 --> 00:48:29,700
his own Supply yeah he He Turned he was

1142
00:48:32,870 --> 00:48:31,680
jacked he was he was boosted beyond

1143
00:48:34,670 --> 00:48:32,880
belief

1144
00:48:35,809 --> 00:48:34,680
and he would get in the ring and yes

1145
00:48:37,849 --> 00:48:35,819
because he used to appear in the ring

1146
00:48:41,030 --> 00:48:37,859
too yeah yeah he'd take a lot of bumps

1147
00:48:43,010 --> 00:48:41,040
and remember when Trump uh bought raw

1148
00:48:44,809 --> 00:48:43,020
and he would uh Trump got in there and

1149
00:48:48,650 --> 00:48:44,819
totally annihilated smacked around

1150
00:48:51,290 --> 00:48:48,660
people Trump wouldn't uh take no Guff

1151
00:48:52,790 --> 00:48:51,300
from no one well and that's a that's a

1152
00:48:54,290 --> 00:48:52,800
really good tie-in back to the

1153
00:48:55,790 --> 00:48:54,300
censorship and everything else we were

1154
00:48:59,450 --> 00:48:55,800
talking about because

1155
00:49:02,390 --> 00:48:59,460
if you remember that was the clip that

1156
00:49:04,430 --> 00:49:02,400
CNN's face was put on yeah where Trump

1157
00:49:06,829 --> 00:49:04,440
was doing stuff and then they docked the

1158
00:49:08,690 --> 00:49:06,839
kid who made that Meme because you can't

1159
00:49:11,089 --> 00:49:08,700
like have fun on the internet anymore

1160
00:49:13,130 --> 00:49:11,099
because all the serious people you know

1161
00:49:15,349 --> 00:49:13,140
who are caring loving and love the poor

1162
00:49:17,390 --> 00:49:15,359
people and all that [\h__\h] like they can't

1163
00:49:20,990 --> 00:49:17,400
handle memes

1164
00:49:23,450 --> 00:49:21,000
and this is uh so I mean uh WWE new

1165
00:49:26,150 --> 00:49:23,460
management and they're they're treating

1166
00:49:28,309 --> 00:49:26,160
people better and not finding them as

1167
00:49:30,290 --> 00:49:28,319
much so go on and say wow there is also

1168
00:49:32,390 --> 00:49:30,300
some Talent who are reportedly nervous

1169
00:49:34,970 --> 00:49:32,400
about holding on to their spot

1170
00:49:36,890 --> 00:49:34,980
the overall feeling is one of excitement

1171
00:49:38,690 --> 00:49:36,900
and positivity there are others who are

1172
00:49:42,049 --> 00:49:38,700
talking are taking a wait and see

1173
00:49:43,609 --> 00:49:42,059
attitude as to the direction the new WWE

1174
00:49:46,670 --> 00:49:43,619
takes

1175
00:49:50,089 --> 00:49:46,680
all right well it looks like this is

1176
00:49:53,089 --> 00:49:50,099
good news for the WWE and it's all

1177
00:49:55,370 --> 00:49:53,099
happening oh my God sorry people let me

1178
00:49:58,309 --> 00:49:55,380
uh get a call from Vince McMahon I'm

1179
00:50:00,829 --> 00:49:58,319
getting a call from my water guy so I

1180
00:50:01,970 --> 00:50:00,839
think that's time for us to wrap up the

1181
00:50:06,049 --> 00:50:01,980
show I was gonna come over and dump

1182
00:50:07,970 --> 00:50:06,059
water on you I need 100 or 1 500 gallons

1183
00:50:08,950 --> 00:50:07,980
of water and he's the only guy that has

1184
00:50:11,870 --> 00:50:08,960
it

1185
00:50:15,250 --> 00:50:11,880
he's got all the water is his name the

1186
00:50:19,670 --> 00:50:17,510
his name's Bo and I gotta give him a

1187
00:50:21,349 --> 00:50:19,680
call back so um I think that's it we've

1188
00:50:23,210 --> 00:50:21,359
done two hours we gotta get out of here

1189
00:50:25,570 --> 00:50:23,220
you gotta get the [\h__\h] out yeah I'm

1190
00:50:29,470 --> 00:50:25,580
hungry it's water

1191
00:50:34,970 --> 00:50:29,480
[Music]

1192
00:50:39,829 --> 00:50:38,270
that woman's upset she is very angry

1193
00:50:41,630 --> 00:50:39,839
all right we're gonna start with these

1194
00:50:43,190 --> 00:50:41,640
piece of [\h__\h] this is some uh some

1195
00:50:45,349 --> 00:50:43,200
callback news this is specifically

1196
00:50:46,970 --> 00:50:45,359
callback news for you Mike because I

1197
00:50:48,710 --> 00:50:46,980
know you're disappointed the last time

1198
00:50:50,089 --> 00:50:48,720
they did this so this is another

1199
00:50:52,329 --> 00:50:50,099
opportunity

1200
00:50:54,290 --> 00:50:52,339
oh wow this

1201
00:50:58,490 --> 00:50:54,300
holy [\h__\h]

1202
00:51:01,910 --> 00:50:58,500
Ritz announces the return of Ritz Bits

1203
00:51:04,970 --> 00:51:01,920
s'mores crackers holy [\h__\h] that's good

1204
00:51:06,650 --> 00:51:04,980
news this is horrendously good news

1205
00:51:09,170 --> 00:51:06,660
now this isn't isn't quite the same

1206
00:51:11,089 --> 00:51:09,180
thing you try to get in on but um still

1207
00:51:12,109 --> 00:51:11,099
it might be a consolation price for

1208
00:51:14,329 --> 00:51:12,119
anybody who doesn't remember I was

1209
00:51:17,089 --> 00:51:14,339
trying to get in on the Unholy hybrid of

1210
00:51:18,710 --> 00:51:17,099
Oreos and Ritz together in a very

1211
00:51:20,569 --> 00:51:18,720
limited edition I couldn't get on the

1212
00:51:22,910 --> 00:51:20,579
website it would the the server was

1213
00:51:25,250 --> 00:51:22,920
slammed you tried to attack the website

1214
00:51:28,069 --> 00:51:25,260
even I yeah I tried to get around by

1215
00:51:30,349 --> 00:51:28,079
making direct uh calls uh on the back

1216
00:51:32,809 --> 00:51:30,359
end using like looking at the code and

1217
00:51:35,210 --> 00:51:32,819
it's making direct uh JavaScript calls

1218
00:51:36,710 --> 00:51:35,220
that didn't work uh and I was up against

1219
00:51:38,569 --> 00:51:36,720
the wall the next thing you know you go

1220
00:51:41,390 --> 00:51:38,579
on eBay they're selling them for 500

1221
00:51:43,430 --> 00:51:41,400
bucks uh a package I can't do that but

1222
00:51:46,250 --> 00:51:43,440
now we're just back in a big way and

1223
00:51:49,670 --> 00:51:46,260
they got the the bits sandwich it's Ritz

1224
00:51:52,849 --> 00:51:49,680
and s'mores together again in honor of

1225
00:51:55,670 --> 00:51:52,859
national s'mores day rich is bringing

1226
00:51:57,470 --> 00:51:55,680
back Ritz Bits more s'mores crackers as

1227
00:52:00,770 --> 00:51:57,480
part of a limited edition giveaway

1228
00:52:02,510 --> 00:52:00,780
starting August 10th that's today

1229
00:52:05,329 --> 00:52:02,520
look at these headlines

1230
00:52:07,790 --> 00:52:05,339
I gotta get in I gotta get involved

1231
00:52:14,630 --> 00:52:07,800
I gotta get online

1232
00:52:16,370 --> 00:52:14,640
okay uh how much these cost

1233
00:52:18,290 --> 00:52:16,380
the rich bit s'more crackers are

1234
00:52:20,990 --> 00:52:18,300
bite-sized cracker sandwiches that

1235
00:52:23,809 --> 00:52:21,000
combines Rich bits s'mores crackers with

1236
00:52:25,309 --> 00:52:23,819
a chocolatey marshmallowy flavored

1237
00:52:27,530 --> 00:52:25,319
filling we all love that don't we folks

1238
00:52:30,530 --> 00:52:27,540
yes starting Wednesday that's today

1239
00:52:33,049 --> 00:52:30,540
August 10th fans can visit at Rick's

1240
00:52:35,690 --> 00:52:33,059
crackers on Instagram and Twitter for a

1241
00:52:38,150 --> 00:52:35,700
chance to win one free pack of this

1242
00:52:39,589 --> 00:52:38,160
limited edition summer treat and don't

1243
00:52:41,450 --> 00:52:39,599
we all deserve a treat in this time of

1244
00:52:42,710 --> 00:52:41,460
Civil War absolutely

1245
00:52:44,089 --> 00:52:42,720
I want to know do these do you think

1246
00:52:45,950 --> 00:52:44,099
these come like Ritz because they're

1247
00:52:48,049 --> 00:52:45,960
Ritz they're Ritz crackers do you think

1248
00:52:49,790 --> 00:52:48,059
they come like in the sleeve like race

1249
00:52:51,950 --> 00:52:49,800
no I think you reach your hand in there

1250
00:52:54,049 --> 00:52:51,960
and you get what you get it's just it's

1251
00:52:56,270 --> 00:52:54,059
just loose yeah it's loose yeah it's

1252
00:52:58,190 --> 00:52:56,280
like uh no no no they gotta be they

1253
00:53:00,349 --> 00:52:58,200
gotta be like in their little shoots

1254
00:53:02,270 --> 00:53:00,359
their little cookie shoots I don't I

1255
00:53:03,890 --> 00:53:02,280
don't agree if they were Oreo they'd be

1256
00:53:06,170 --> 00:53:03,900
in cookies oh they're bite-sized yeah

1257
00:53:08,030 --> 00:53:06,180
they're just loose yeah it's just

1258
00:53:10,130 --> 00:53:08,040
rattling around in there like like

1259
00:53:12,349 --> 00:53:10,140
cereal you're gonna get like a bunch of

1260
00:53:15,130 --> 00:53:12,359
like cracker crumbs and then a handful

1261
00:53:17,109 --> 00:53:15,140
of chocolatey goodness oh god

1262
00:53:19,790 --> 00:53:17,119
oh man

1263
00:53:21,589 --> 00:53:19,800
when the bag is empty and you just dump

1264
00:53:23,750 --> 00:53:21,599
all the crumbs in your mouth oh yes

1265
00:53:25,849 --> 00:53:23,760
absolutely yeah it's just that's all

1266
00:53:27,230 --> 00:53:25,859
over your shirt it's on the floor and

1267
00:53:28,490 --> 00:53:27,240
you don't care because you're sitting in

1268
00:53:33,170 --> 00:53:28,500
your own filth while you got trenches

1269
00:53:37,609 --> 00:53:35,630
that's that's how you when you're drunk

1270
00:53:40,549 --> 00:53:37,619
you go to the box and it's nothing but

1271
00:53:42,470 --> 00:53:40,559
like Cracker dust and like chip dust You

1272
00:53:45,950 --> 00:53:42,480
Gotta Throw that [\h__\h] on top of cereal

1273
00:53:48,170 --> 00:53:45,960
oh yeah absolutely I like to eat

1274
00:53:49,970 --> 00:53:48,180
use that to wash down the church all

1275
00:53:52,069 --> 00:53:49,980
right this has to happen you need to get

1276
00:53:54,109 --> 00:53:52,079
this and do it on the show this is a

1277
00:53:56,569 --> 00:53:54,119
Saturday morning cartoons I will do it

1278
00:53:58,609 --> 00:53:56,579
if I can get one of these if I can if I

1279
00:54:01,190 --> 00:53:58,619
can tweet if I can somehow tweet at Ritz

1280
00:54:02,690 --> 00:54:01,200
crackers and get a limited edition I

1281
00:54:05,109 --> 00:54:02,700
will eat the whole goddamn box right

1282
00:54:08,450 --> 00:54:05,119
here on the show

1283
00:54:10,790 --> 00:54:08,460
exactly that word for word I will do it

1284
00:54:12,349 --> 00:54:10,800
but I gotta get a box

1285
00:54:13,790 --> 00:54:12,359
and they're tough to come by he's a

1286
00:54:15,890 --> 00:54:13,800
limited edition very sought after

1287
00:54:17,270 --> 00:54:15,900
collector's items

1288
00:54:18,650 --> 00:54:17,280
that's why they have actually what they

1289
00:54:21,770 --> 00:54:18,660
call Ritz

1290
00:54:24,170 --> 00:54:21,780
they're called Ritz Bits sandwiches

1291
00:54:25,910 --> 00:54:24,180
s'mores with chocolatey marshmallowy

1292
00:54:27,530 --> 00:54:25,920
artificial flavoring oh could they make

1293
00:54:29,230 --> 00:54:27,540
it because they should put a few more

1294
00:54:31,549 --> 00:54:29,240
words in there so it's easy to remember

1295
00:54:34,609 --> 00:54:31,559
yeah in fact that should be the whole

1296
00:54:36,230 --> 00:54:34,619
URL Rich bit sandwiches s'mores

1297
00:54:39,530 --> 00:54:36,240
chocolatey marshmallowy artificial

1298
00:54:45,349 --> 00:54:43,910
just email me I'm at Mike rich [\h__\h]

1299
00:54:46,549 --> 00:54:45,359
sandwiches s'mores chocolatey

1300
00:54:49,549 --> 00:54:46,559
marshmallowy artificial

1301
00:54:51,109 --> 00:54:49,559
flavoringfilling.com

1302
00:54:59,950 --> 00:54:51,119
how do you spell that

1303
00:55:07,450 --> 00:55:04,069
Ampersand backslash forward slash uh

1304
00:55:07,460 --> 00:55:11,210
mars.com there you go

1305
00:55:15,829 --> 00:55:13,430
I like this okay I'll try to I'll try to

1306
00:55:19,670 --> 00:55:15,839
hop on there after the show and I'll hop

1307
00:55:21,890 --> 00:55:19,680
in bed and spam tweet uh Ritz

1308
00:55:25,250 --> 00:55:21,900
I'll I'll tweet at him everything I

1309
00:55:26,109 --> 00:55:25,260
learned about uh JFK and Q Anon thank

1310
00:55:27,849 --> 00:55:26,119
you

1311
00:55:30,349 --> 00:55:27,859
they're gonna

1312
00:55:32,089 --> 00:55:30,359
increasingly aggressive and belligerent

1313
00:55:34,849 --> 00:55:32,099
tweets yeah they're probably giving to

1314
00:55:37,849 --> 00:55:34,859
me just to shut up you know shut up

1315
00:55:40,549 --> 00:55:37,859
talking about JFK and UFOs send them

1316
00:55:45,710 --> 00:55:42,190
yeah

1317
00:55:47,650 --> 00:55:45,720
I'm 600 pounds of men God damn it I

1318
00:55:50,270 --> 00:55:47,660
gotta eat

1319
00:55:53,930 --> 00:55:50,280
I will eat your ass that's what I'll

1320
00:55:57,950 --> 00:55:56,390
okay well I I like that one this is

1321
00:56:00,170 --> 00:55:57,960
great uh what else you got for a

1322
00:56:02,580 --> 00:56:00,180
scratched oh let's see I gotta don't say

1323
00:56:07,789 --> 00:56:02,590
that just yet hold on yep you're right

1324
00:56:09,530 --> 00:56:07,799
[Music]

1325
00:56:11,450 --> 00:56:09,540
so you guys already started posting

1326
00:56:12,530 --> 00:56:11,460
about it on Instagram and in Discord do

1327
00:56:14,270 --> 00:56:12,540
you want to talk about the Taco Bell

1328
00:56:16,490 --> 00:56:14,280
experiment it's a hot story and people

1329
00:56:18,349 --> 00:56:16,500
love this story all right this is a

1330
00:56:19,910 --> 00:56:18,359
follow-up and we do follow-ups here

1331
00:56:21,650 --> 00:56:19,920
I was saving this for tonight you guys

1332
00:56:24,170 --> 00:56:21,660
started talking about today come on Hey

1333
00:56:26,930 --> 00:56:24,180
listen someone in Discord sent it to me

1334
00:56:30,349 --> 00:56:26,940
and someone in Instagram said this is a

1335
00:56:32,750 --> 00:56:30,359
hot item this is a hot item right here

1336
00:56:35,329 --> 00:56:32,760
uh quote I'm actually feeling pretty

1337
00:56:38,510 --> 00:56:35,339
good Lexington man eating Taco Bell for

1338
00:56:39,650 --> 00:56:38,520
30 days over halfway through perfect

1339
00:56:43,789 --> 00:56:39,660
headline

1340
00:56:45,890 --> 00:56:43,799
doesn't remember there was a guy

1341
00:56:48,410 --> 00:56:45,900
basically ripping off the Super Size Me

1342
00:56:51,010 --> 00:56:48,420
movie but instead of doing McDonald's he

1343
00:56:53,990 --> 00:56:51,020
decided to use Taco Bell

1344
00:56:55,370 --> 00:56:54,000
and uh we loved it we couldn't think of

1345
00:56:56,450 --> 00:56:55,380
anything better to do than talk about

1346
00:56:59,089 --> 00:56:56,460
the story we're gonna talk about it

1347
00:57:00,470 --> 00:56:59,099
again oh absolutely there's the Taco

1348
00:57:02,750 --> 00:57:00,480
Bell Run for the border so I think

1349
00:57:05,750 --> 00:57:02,760
there's a video associated with this and

1350
00:57:07,730 --> 00:57:05,760
so I gotta I gotta play it here we go

1351
00:57:10,010 --> 00:57:07,740
we introduced you to the Lexington

1352
00:57:11,750 --> 00:57:10,020
athlete turned filmmaker setting

1353
00:57:14,390 --> 00:57:11,760
entrepreneur I'm a super size-like

1354
00:57:16,789 --> 00:57:14,400
experiment where he will eat nothing but

1355
00:57:19,309 --> 00:57:16,799
Taco Bell for 30 days straight to see if

1356
00:57:20,990 --> 00:57:19,319
he can improve his health WDBJ 7's

1357
00:57:24,230 --> 00:57:21,000
Brittany Morgan caught up with the UVA

1358
00:57:26,150 --> 00:57:24,240
grad earlier today as he has just passed

1359
00:57:28,910 --> 00:57:26,160
the halfway mark of his experiment

1360
00:57:31,010 --> 00:57:28,920
that's something thank you to talk about

1361
00:57:34,190 --> 00:57:31,020
may I help you yes I have a mobile order

1362
00:57:36,530 --> 00:57:34,200
for Sam remember this guy I'm about to

1363
00:57:38,450 --> 00:57:36,540
eat Taco Bell for 30 days straight to

1364
00:57:40,849 --> 00:57:38,460
see if I can actually become healthier

1365
00:57:44,210 --> 00:57:40,859
while doing it since we first met Sam

1366
00:57:46,069 --> 00:57:44,220
Reed chain completely talk over his diet

1367
00:57:48,230 --> 00:57:46,079
as he's now more than halfway through

1368
00:57:50,210 --> 00:57:48,240
two month long experiment I'm actually

1369
00:57:51,829 --> 00:57:50,220
feeling pretty good I have the mango

1370
00:57:53,809 --> 00:57:51,839
whip freeze as of right now I've

1371
00:57:55,970 --> 00:57:53,819
actually been able to maintain my weight

1372
00:57:57,770 --> 00:57:55,980
some numbers have been better than I was

1373
00:57:59,510 --> 00:57:57,780
expecting and some have been a little

1374
00:58:01,609 --> 00:57:59,520
bit higher than I was expecting it took

1375
00:58:03,890 --> 00:58:01,619
Reid a little over a week to order every

1376
00:58:05,270 --> 00:58:03,900
item on the Taco Bell menu I've gotten

1377
00:58:06,770 --> 00:58:05,280
to know the drive-through employees

1378
00:58:08,750 --> 00:58:06,780
pretty well well and we're on a first

1379
00:58:10,190 --> 00:58:08,760
name basis sometimes I'll pull up to the

1380
00:58:12,109 --> 00:58:10,200
drive-through speaker and instead of

1381
00:58:13,970 --> 00:58:12,119
hearing thank you for choosing Taco Bell

1382
00:58:15,250 --> 00:58:13,980
I'll hear them say hey Sam you can go

1383
00:58:17,569 --> 00:58:15,260
ahead and pull around

1384
00:58:19,250 --> 00:58:17,579
the attention for his experiment

1385
00:58:21,289 --> 00:58:19,260
including a mention on a late night

1386
00:58:23,450 --> 00:58:21,299
television show it's been really fun

1387
00:58:25,250 --> 00:58:23,460
I've had friends from different parts of

1388
00:58:27,349 --> 00:58:25,260
the country reach out to me and say that

1389
00:58:29,569 --> 00:58:27,359
they saw the story on their local news

1390
00:58:30,890 --> 00:58:29,579
station which has been really exciting I

1391
00:58:32,510 --> 00:58:30,900
think with some of the coverage you get

1392
00:58:34,370 --> 00:58:32,520
a lot of people weighing in on different

1393
00:58:35,770 --> 00:58:34,380
aspects of the experiment whether that's

1394
00:58:38,890 --> 00:58:35,780
yeah

1395
00:58:41,569 --> 00:58:38,900
long term or just you know my bathroom

1396
00:58:44,150 --> 00:58:41,579
basically people concerned he'd have a

1397
00:58:46,670 --> 00:58:44,160
month-long queso well

1398
00:58:48,710 --> 00:58:46,680
you know I think part of it has to do

1399
00:58:51,470 --> 00:58:48,720
with the fact that Taco Bell has maybe

1400
00:58:53,630 --> 00:58:51,480
an undeserved reputation for really a

1401
00:58:55,390 --> 00:58:53,640
certain effect on your body what I've

1402
00:58:58,309 --> 00:58:55,400
experienced so far has been very normal

1403
00:58:59,930 --> 00:58:58,319
digestively and I think a huge part of

1404
00:59:01,849 --> 00:58:59,940
that is just staying away from some of

1405
00:59:04,190 --> 00:59:01,859
the hot sauces eating nothing but Taco

1406
00:59:06,170 --> 00:59:04,200
Bell day four Reed's been posting Daily

1407
00:59:07,970 --> 00:59:06,180
Progress videos on Instagram ahead of

1408
00:59:10,430 --> 00:59:07,980
his documentary where he plans on

1409
00:59:12,170 --> 00:59:10,440
seasoning the opportunity to start a

1410
00:59:13,970 --> 00:59:12,180
larger discussion there are definitely

1411
00:59:15,650 --> 00:59:13,980
some people that may have had a

1412
00:59:18,170 --> 00:59:15,660
different experience with their own

1413
00:59:19,910 --> 00:59:18,180
health Journey that have looked at what

1414
00:59:22,190 --> 00:59:19,920
I'm doing and said that's never going to

1415
00:59:24,289 --> 00:59:22,200
work or this is a publicity stunt but

1416
00:59:25,970 --> 00:59:24,299
what I'm interested in doing is more

1417
00:59:27,530 --> 00:59:25,980
than just the Taco Bell I think it's

1418
00:59:29,809 --> 00:59:27,540
about you know opening the door to that

1419
00:59:31,609 --> 00:59:29,819
conversation about a more nuanced view

1420
00:59:33,410 --> 00:59:31,619
of our health he'll be completing the

1421
00:59:35,569 --> 00:59:33,420
experiment in just a few weeks at the

1422
00:59:38,510 --> 00:59:35,579
flagship Taco Bell location in Las Vegas

1423
00:59:41,089 --> 00:59:38,520
in Lexington Brittany Morgan Taco Bell

1424
00:59:42,410 --> 00:59:41,099
has a flagship yeah he says it's not a

1425
00:59:44,750 --> 00:59:42,420
publicity stuff that we're like the

1426
00:59:47,150 --> 00:59:44,760
Admiral lives they got like Marie greens

1427
00:59:48,410 --> 00:59:47,160
there and like uh artillery just in case

1428
00:59:49,250 --> 00:59:48,420
they get attacked by another fast food

1429
00:59:51,650 --> 00:59:49,260
chain

1430
00:59:54,650 --> 00:59:51,660
go watch out for this the the fast food

1431
00:59:56,690 --> 00:59:54,660
Wars would that be the flagship would

1432
00:59:58,370 --> 00:59:56,700
that be the first one

1433
00:59:59,930 --> 00:59:58,380
um I don't know well that's a good

1434
01:00:01,010 --> 00:59:59,940
question where does Taco Bell come from

1435
01:00:02,289 --> 01:00:01,020
are they talking about this from Texas

1436
01:00:06,049 --> 01:00:02,299
wasn't it

1437
01:00:08,390 --> 01:00:06,059
uh nope Irvine California

1438
01:00:10,670 --> 01:00:08,400
so why do they call it the flagship shut

1439
01:00:12,289 --> 01:00:10,680
up that's why all right don't ask so

1440
01:00:14,809 --> 01:00:12,299
many questions what are you at Trump

1441
01:00:17,329 --> 01:00:14,819
supporter yeah so sound like a domestic

1442
01:00:19,130 --> 01:00:17,339
terrorist over here Joe well we did have

1443
01:00:22,870 --> 01:00:19,140
Mike you remember we had the original

1444
01:00:26,089 --> 01:00:22,880
Wendy's yes right in Downtown Columbus

1445
01:00:28,069 --> 01:00:26,099
absolutely that has now been absorbed

1446
01:00:30,109 --> 01:00:28,079
into the larger Wendy's verse as we know

1447
01:00:32,809 --> 01:00:30,119
gross

1448
01:00:35,089 --> 01:00:32,819
because I think Wendy verse online at

1449
01:00:36,170 --> 01:00:35,099
the metaverse Wendy's verse Wendy's

1450
01:00:38,569 --> 01:00:36,180
first fine

1451
01:00:40,730 --> 01:00:38,579
I still don't want to go

1452
01:00:42,589 --> 01:00:40,740
uh well I mean I I like this follow-up

1453
01:00:45,410 --> 01:00:42,599
Story the guy does look healthy but he's

1454
01:00:47,930 --> 01:00:45,420
working out now what uh Morgan sportlock

1455
01:00:50,030 --> 01:00:47,940
did in Super Size Me he just he just

1456
01:00:52,670 --> 01:00:50,040
lived his life he sat there he just sat

1457
01:00:54,829 --> 01:00:52,680
there in his own filth eating McDonald's

1458
01:00:57,950 --> 01:00:54,839
he didn't leave the McDonald's no he

1459
01:00:59,809 --> 01:00:57,960
just sat there and really stunk it up I

1460
01:01:01,069 --> 01:00:59,819
don't think he shower that was part of

1461
01:01:02,870 --> 01:01:01,079
the deal

1462
01:01:04,970 --> 01:01:02,880
shower only with McDonald's sweet and

1463
01:01:06,829 --> 01:01:04,980
sour sauce just walking around smelling

1464
01:01:09,770 --> 01:01:06,839
like McDonald's

1465
01:01:11,450 --> 01:01:09,780
leaking that was like the NPR of Jackass

1466
01:01:13,609 --> 01:01:11,460
at the time you know it was just like

1467
01:01:15,950 --> 01:01:13,619
real people doing real [\h__\h] and he was

1468
01:01:17,210 --> 01:01:15,960
like I'm gonna do something smart but

1469
01:01:19,430 --> 01:01:17,220
real

1470
01:01:21,349 --> 01:01:19,440
yeah where is that guy now uh Morgan

1471
01:01:22,789 --> 01:01:21,359
Spurlock uh he still does documentaries

1472
01:01:26,150 --> 01:01:22,799
he got in trouble with the metoo

1473
01:01:29,150 --> 01:01:26,160
movement oh he got me too a little bit

1474
01:01:32,450 --> 01:01:29,160
he had to make a lot of apologies and I

1475
01:01:33,109 --> 01:01:32,460
think he's back working again

1476
01:01:35,510 --> 01:01:33,119
um

1477
01:01:37,069 --> 01:01:35,520
because I think there's like bigger fish

1478
01:01:39,410 --> 01:01:37,079
to fry now

1479
01:01:41,750 --> 01:01:39,420
I think yeah

1480
01:01:44,270 --> 01:01:41,760
definitely a bigger fish we're in World

1481
01:01:46,069 --> 01:01:44,280
War four that's right

1482
01:01:47,450 --> 01:01:46,079
but I'd like to follow up I like this

1483
01:01:49,609 --> 01:01:47,460
Taco Bell store I want to check in with

1484
01:01:52,010 --> 01:01:49,619
this uh strapping young lad maybe we can

1485
01:01:54,589 --> 01:01:52,020
get him on the show and give him a gift

1486
01:01:56,809 --> 01:01:54,599
certificate to Taco Bell and ask him if

1487
01:01:58,549 --> 01:01:56,819
he's sending his packets back in the

1488
01:02:00,650 --> 01:01:58,559
mail yeah we should really ask him about

1489
01:02:01,970 --> 01:02:00,660
those packets there's a package shortage

1490
01:02:02,990 --> 01:02:01,980
how could you do this considering

1491
01:02:04,970 --> 01:02:03,000
everything going on with the supply

1492
01:02:06,170 --> 01:02:04,980
chain yeah think of it think of The

1493
01:02:08,089 --> 01:02:06,180
Starving Children who don't have sauce

1494
01:02:11,150 --> 01:02:08,099
packets think of the supply chain my

1495
01:02:12,710 --> 01:02:11,160
friend he refuses to think about the

1496
01:02:15,650 --> 01:02:12,720
supply chain

1497
01:02:17,569 --> 01:02:15,660
foreign do you think we could we could

1498
01:02:20,390 --> 01:02:17,579
get somebody to do eat nothing but

1499
01:02:21,950 --> 01:02:20,400
chachos for 30 days oh my God Joe this

1500
01:02:25,370 --> 01:02:21,960
is your challenge

1501
01:02:27,470 --> 01:02:25,380
I mean I if you want to see me in

1502
01:02:30,710 --> 01:02:27,480
intensive care

1503
01:02:32,690 --> 01:02:30,720
I think so now Joe super hardcore

1504
01:02:36,670 --> 01:02:32,700
live tweet from the hospital

1505
01:02:40,849 --> 01:02:39,710
it hurts they have they have you on a

1506
01:02:42,589 --> 01:02:40,859
gurney and you're like you're in the

1507
01:02:45,230 --> 01:02:42,599
hospital in the ICU and then you're door

1508
01:02:50,870 --> 01:02:48,890
sir you've got to stop 30 days man no 25

1509
01:02:52,609 --> 01:02:50,880
minutes

1510
01:02:55,789 --> 01:02:52,619
I made a promise better than the

1511
01:02:57,289 --> 01:02:55,799
hospital food no [\h__\h]

1512
01:02:58,609 --> 01:02:57,299
I wonder if you could like if you're in

1513
01:03:00,049 --> 01:02:58,619
a hospital if you could doordash

1514
01:03:01,549 --> 01:03:00,059
hospital food while you're at the

1515
01:03:02,870 --> 01:03:01,559
hospital in the hospital because you

1516
01:03:05,270 --> 01:03:02,880
don't want to walk down this other

1517
01:03:09,589 --> 01:03:05,280
hospital has better food from the one

1518
01:03:12,289 --> 01:03:11,089
that's what Trump should have did Trump

1519
01:03:14,930 --> 01:03:12,299
should like as soon as he heard about

1520
01:03:16,370 --> 01:03:14,940
the FBI raid order doordash time to go

1521
01:03:17,529 --> 01:03:16,380
to Mar-A-Lago and pick up some papers

1522
01:03:19,789 --> 01:03:17,539
for me

1523
01:03:25,549 --> 01:03:19,799
I need you to walk in there and grab a

1524
01:03:28,670 --> 01:03:26,990
Trump's new Administration is going to

1525
01:03:30,770 --> 01:03:28,680
be run entirely by taskrabbit and

1526
01:03:33,289 --> 01:03:30,780
doordash door Dash that's right do it

1527
01:03:35,029 --> 01:03:33,299
all from it from his jet

1528
01:03:36,130 --> 01:03:35,039
all right let's uh see what else you got

1529
01:03:41,630 --> 01:03:36,140
Gretchen

1530
01:03:41,630 --> 01:03:41,640
[Music]

1531
01:03:45,950 --> 01:03:43,849
all right so I got a um a fact check

1532
01:03:46,970 --> 01:03:45,960
that chihuahuas are actually dogs not

1533
01:03:49,970 --> 01:03:46,980
rats

1534
01:03:51,589 --> 01:03:49,980
okay interesting we have a Lollapalooza

1535
01:03:52,849 --> 01:03:51,599
security guard uh starts tweeting about

1536
01:03:55,730 --> 01:03:52,859
a mass shooting so she can leave work

1537
01:03:57,950 --> 01:03:55,740
early oh that's a funny headline

1538
01:04:00,890 --> 01:03:57,960
uh we got Casper the mattress company

1539
01:04:02,690 --> 01:04:00,900
hiring professional Nappers

1540
01:04:04,370 --> 01:04:02,700
professional Nappers I've read that

1541
01:04:05,589 --> 01:04:04,380
napping is actually not good for you

1542
01:04:08,690 --> 01:04:05,599
anymore

1543
01:04:10,849 --> 01:04:08,700
heart attacks yeah heart attack no uh so

1544
01:04:12,349 --> 01:04:10,859
Frank Ocean is also selling uh gold and

1545
01:04:14,750 --> 01:04:12,359
diamond [\h__\h] rings

1546
01:04:16,970 --> 01:04:14,760
oh wow perfect headline

1547
01:04:20,990 --> 01:04:16,980
it is a perfect headline I kind of want

1548
01:04:22,609 --> 01:04:21,000
to know about the uh the [\h__\h] rings

1549
01:04:23,690 --> 01:04:22,619
you want to read the story too or do you

1550
01:04:25,250 --> 01:04:23,700
want to know what the concrete is yeah

1551
01:04:27,470 --> 01:04:25,260
I'm gonna read a story I got to figure

1552
01:04:30,289 --> 01:04:27,480
out what's going down

1553
01:04:33,170 --> 01:04:30,299
nowhere to order these

1554
01:04:36,829 --> 01:04:33,180
cockering Warehouse any [\h__\h] will do

1555
01:04:42,650 --> 01:04:40,450
give me a handful of your finest [\h__\h]

1556
01:04:45,049 --> 01:04:42,660
give me some from the used bit of cheap

1557
01:04:47,089 --> 01:04:45,059
why didn't you do the manatee story

1558
01:04:49,789 --> 01:04:47,099
hold on I haven't gotten that far okay

1559
01:04:50,930 --> 01:04:49,799
we can get there we can get there get

1560
01:04:54,589 --> 01:04:50,940
out of there stay on the news channel

1561
01:04:58,010 --> 01:04:54,599
Frank Ocean is selling gold and diamond

1562
01:05:00,710 --> 01:04:58,020
[\h__\h] rings oh really is he the brother

1563
01:05:02,569 --> 01:05:00,720
of Billy Ocean the singer yes they are

1564
01:05:05,930 --> 01:05:02,579
they are biologically no they're not

1565
01:05:08,390 --> 01:05:05,940
okay Caribbean Queen you know Billy

1566
01:05:11,150 --> 01:05:08,400
Ocean I love that song get out of your

1567
01:05:13,789 --> 01:05:11,160
dreams and into my car Corey really I

1568
01:05:15,770 --> 01:05:13,799
actually I genuinely love that song it's

1569
01:05:18,190 --> 01:05:15,780
Billy Ocean had some strong hits the guy

1570
01:05:20,510 --> 01:05:18,200
is a great singer

1571
01:05:22,789 --> 01:05:20,520
get out of Get Out of My Dreams and into

1572
01:05:24,710 --> 01:05:22,799
this [\h__\h] ring well it looks like uh his

1573
01:05:26,329 --> 01:05:24,720
his nephew Frank is into the the

1574
01:05:29,390 --> 01:05:26,339
cockering business so we'll see how he's

1575
01:05:32,089 --> 01:05:29,400
doing uh Frank Ocean's luxury brand

1576
01:05:34,370 --> 01:05:32,099
Homer has released a new collection of

1577
01:05:39,589 --> 01:05:34,380
accessories featuring pendants earrings

1578
01:05:42,470 --> 01:05:39,599
a keychain and a triple x l h H bone

1579
01:05:46,490 --> 01:05:42,480
ring a diamond encrusted 18 karat gold

1580
01:05:50,390 --> 01:05:46,500
[\h__\h] ring prices range from 310 dollars

1581
01:05:53,150 --> 01:05:50,400
uh to twenty five thousand dollars uh

1582
01:05:55,309 --> 01:05:53,160
the collection is available online or at

1583
01:05:57,109 --> 01:05:55,319
the Homer's brick and mortar store in

1584
01:05:58,069 --> 01:05:57,119
New York City uh you can get there by

1585
01:05:59,450 --> 01:05:58,079
appointment

1586
01:06:02,390 --> 01:05:59,460
uh take a look at some of these uh

1587
01:06:05,210 --> 01:06:02,400
collections below ocean has launched a

1588
01:06:09,049 --> 01:06:05,220
homer last August with a collection of

1589
01:06:10,789 --> 01:06:09,059
printed silk scarves in jewelry pieces

1590
01:06:14,210 --> 01:06:10,799
now the store is currently listing the

1591
01:06:16,010 --> 01:06:14,220
white gold necklace necklace for uh 14

1592
01:06:17,930 --> 01:06:16,020
000 diamonds are included in a necklace

1593
01:06:20,809 --> 01:06:17,940
for 650

1594
01:06:23,630 --> 01:06:20,819
000 holy [\h__\h]

1595
01:06:26,690 --> 01:06:23,640
can't do that I'll give you ten thousand

1596
01:06:28,430 --> 01:06:26,700
dollars all right low bid will take it

1597
01:06:30,170 --> 01:06:28,440
all goes into a little bit I'm on his

1598
01:06:33,049 --> 01:06:30,180
luxury [\h__\h] rings

1599
01:06:35,329 --> 01:06:33,059
I ain't paying no 650 000. you drive a

1600
01:06:37,430 --> 01:06:35,339
hard bargain Hawk but okay I'll tell you

1601
01:06:38,930 --> 01:06:37,440
what I'll give you fourteen thousand

1602
01:06:41,329 --> 01:06:38,940
dollars now he's willing to move a

1603
01:06:43,130 --> 01:06:41,339
little bit okay

1604
01:06:46,069 --> 01:06:43,140
um

1605
01:06:48,410 --> 01:06:46,079
I demanded trying all these in the store

1606
01:06:50,390 --> 01:06:48,420
in front of every customer you get all

1607
01:06:56,870 --> 01:06:50,400
these out I'm gonna go through them

1608
01:07:01,549 --> 01:06:58,670
that's how he blinds his opponents in

1609
01:07:04,309 --> 01:07:01,559
the ring with this sparkly [\h__\h] ring he

1610
01:07:07,069 --> 01:07:04,319
wears it in the ring yeah of course off

1611
01:07:08,049 --> 01:07:07,079
the top rope there's a foreign object in

1612
01:07:10,430 --> 01:07:08,059
the ring

1613
01:07:13,490 --> 01:07:10,440
wow you're pretty quick for a big guy

1614
01:07:15,049 --> 01:07:13,500
off the top rope with his [\h__\h] ring this

1615
01:07:19,750 --> 01:07:15,059
could be a problem

1616
01:07:22,250 --> 01:07:19,760
uh Homer's a triple XL uh h-bone ring

1617
01:07:24,710 --> 01:07:22,260
uh is twenty five thousand dollars

1618
01:07:28,849 --> 01:07:24,720
diamond and gold ring meant to be worn

1619
01:07:31,309 --> 01:07:28,859
on the penis oh I've been doing it wrong

1620
01:07:32,510 --> 01:07:31,319
wow okay uh click that link there that

1621
01:07:35,210 --> 01:07:32,520
says Source link and there's some photos

1622
01:07:36,950 --> 01:07:35,220
I'm gonna go out and buy a house I'm

1623
01:07:38,329 --> 01:07:36,960
gonna get you an engagement ring and

1624
01:07:40,250 --> 01:07:38,339
hopefully you'll think about moving to

1625
01:07:43,490 --> 01:07:40,260
Minnesota so it's not an engagement ring

1626
01:07:46,370 --> 01:07:43,500
but well it is a symbol of everlasting

1627
01:07:49,010 --> 01:07:46,380
love I suppose there's a ring yeah

1628
01:07:50,329 --> 01:07:49,020
uh okay where'd you want me to go click

1629
01:07:51,890 --> 01:07:50,339
that says Source link there right at the

1630
01:07:53,329 --> 01:07:51,900
bottom of that page oh source link oh

1631
01:07:56,029 --> 01:07:53,339
yeah let's check it out we got a picture

1632
01:08:03,250 --> 01:07:58,970
wow that's that's it

1633
01:08:08,390 --> 01:08:06,109
maybe it's not sized you know it's not a

1634
01:08:10,190 --> 01:08:08,400
scale size you know we don't really know

1635
01:08:12,770 --> 01:08:10,200
who knows what could fit

1636
01:08:13,849 --> 01:08:12,780
you can fit anything you know two maybe

1637
01:08:16,669 --> 01:08:13,859
four

1638
01:08:18,769 --> 01:08:16,679
maybe but he's built the size or what uh

1639
01:08:21,349 --> 01:08:18,779
yeah I don't yeah what is the size of

1640
01:08:24,169 --> 01:08:21,359
this this is like it says it's triple XL

1641
01:08:26,570 --> 01:08:24,179
so I'm assuming meaning that it's like a

1642
01:08:28,189 --> 01:08:26,580
triple extra large [\h__\h] ring some

1643
01:08:30,410 --> 01:08:28,199
something for like a really healthy

1644
01:08:33,169 --> 01:08:30,420
gentleman down there org women I don't

1645
01:08:35,149 --> 01:08:33,179
know for a big gym big sand big gym big

1646
01:08:36,229 --> 01:08:35,159
Sam all those big guys look at the size

1647
01:08:38,390 --> 01:08:36,239
of that guy

1648
01:08:41,570 --> 01:08:38,400
look at that man he's old man look at

1649
01:08:43,249 --> 01:08:41,580
him he's a massive guy yeah a massive

1650
01:08:45,769 --> 01:08:43,259
guy I mean he's the only kind of guy

1651
01:08:47,090 --> 01:08:45,779
that could wear a triple a trip

1652
01:08:49,809 --> 01:08:47,100
that's crazy

1653
01:08:52,930 --> 01:08:49,819
it's the biggest mic I've ever seen

1654
01:08:56,390 --> 01:08:52,940
not big like that Trump

1655
01:08:58,669 --> 01:08:56,400
uh oh they also he also offers a doggy

1656
01:09:00,110 --> 01:08:58,679
keychain a doggy keychain and a [\h__\h]

1657
01:09:01,910 --> 01:09:00,120
ring so he's something for the family

1658
01:09:03,229 --> 01:09:01,920
fun for the entire family I guess let's

1659
01:09:04,189 --> 01:09:03,239
get something for the pet yeah you know

1660
01:09:06,229 --> 01:09:04,199
why you're there I'll take that

1661
01:09:07,610 --> 01:09:06,239
cockroach too yeah please

1662
01:09:10,149 --> 01:09:07,620
I'll take a bunch of them give me

1663
01:09:12,950 --> 01:09:10,159
everything you got eight billion

1664
01:09:15,050 --> 01:09:12,960
737 million five hundred and forty

1665
01:09:17,749 --> 01:09:15,060
thousand yeah I think eight billion

1666
01:09:20,269 --> 01:09:17,759
thanks I want to give everyone on the

1667
01:09:21,590 --> 01:09:20,279
planet of the [\h__\h] ring please

1668
01:09:22,729 --> 01:09:21,600
put that they could do next time they

1669
01:09:24,110 --> 01:09:22,739
need to do a stimulus check during the

1670
01:09:25,189 --> 01:09:24,120
next game endemic they can just yeah

1671
01:09:28,849 --> 01:09:25,199
there you go yeah

1672
01:09:32,269 --> 01:09:28,859
for the monkey pox uh stimulus you get a

1673
01:09:34,610 --> 01:09:32,279
concrete truck ring in the mail it helps

1674
01:09:36,349 --> 01:09:34,620
prevent safe sex and it's a little

1675
01:09:38,450 --> 01:09:36,359
investment for yourself a little Nest

1676
01:09:41,630 --> 01:09:38,460
Egg you say it helps prevent safe sex

1677
01:09:44,030 --> 01:09:41,640
well I guess it helps promote promote

1678
01:09:45,649 --> 01:09:44,040
safe sex that's what we want to do but

1679
01:09:48,229 --> 01:09:45,659
does it I mean a diamond encrusted

1680
01:09:52,189 --> 01:09:48,239
cockering doesn't uh I don't know the

1681
01:09:54,530 --> 01:09:52,199
mechanics of a penis ring but I I hear

1682
01:09:57,350 --> 01:09:54,540
what I'm told by people on the street it

1683
01:09:59,450 --> 01:09:57,360
prevents you from reaching climax too

1684
01:10:02,510 --> 01:09:59,460
quickly

1685
01:10:03,950 --> 01:10:02,520
I think record deepness right yeah and

1686
01:10:05,090 --> 01:10:03,960
it also promotes right I'll let you do

1687
01:10:07,490 --> 01:10:05,100
some research on that Mike once you

1688
01:10:09,770 --> 01:10:07,500
report that's what I think Joe do you

1689
01:10:11,689 --> 01:10:09,780
know if what the the purpose of the the

1690
01:10:13,250 --> 01:10:11,699
penis ring is trying to be family

1691
01:10:16,610 --> 01:10:13,260
friendly here

1692
01:10:19,250 --> 01:10:16,620
yeah I do unfortunately

1693
01:10:21,610 --> 01:10:19,260
and I uh I had to slip off there what

1694
01:10:24,709 --> 01:10:21,620
happened no I was

1695
01:10:26,750 --> 01:10:24,719
well one I want to know if he's got a

1696
01:10:28,490 --> 01:10:26,760
pet version is there a pet one can I get

1697
01:10:30,050 --> 01:10:28,500
my dog when they get you want like a dog

1698
01:10:32,330 --> 01:10:30,060
a doggy penis ring I don't think they

1699
01:10:33,830 --> 01:10:32,340
offer that I mean but should be out of

1700
01:10:34,970 --> 01:10:33,840
money they'll make it they'll make it

1701
01:10:36,950 --> 01:10:34,980
probably

1702
01:10:38,149 --> 01:10:36,960
well it's like putting the harness you

1703
01:10:39,890 --> 01:10:38,159
know for people who don't want the

1704
01:10:41,630 --> 01:10:39,900
choker chains or a collar like you

1705
01:10:44,209 --> 01:10:41,640
really have to work on that dog to get

1706
01:10:47,090 --> 01:10:44,219
that [\h__\h] ring on but uh

1707
01:10:48,950 --> 01:10:47,100
friendly but family friendly and pet

1708
01:10:51,169 --> 01:10:48,960
friendly for three hours he kept biting

1709
01:10:53,270 --> 01:10:51,179
apparently

1710
01:10:55,550 --> 01:10:53,280
and and you all probably know this it's

1711
01:10:58,130 --> 01:10:55,560
so it's to maintain that blood distance

1712
01:11:00,229 --> 01:10:58,140
and I actually had an Uber driver say

1713
01:11:02,930 --> 01:11:00,239
this that because that we were talking

1714
01:11:04,370 --> 01:11:02,940
about trans and all this stuff and well

1715
01:11:05,870 --> 01:11:04,380
your Uber driver stuff just starts

1716
01:11:11,229 --> 01:11:05,880
talking about his cockering he's wearing

1717
01:11:17,149 --> 01:11:14,930
so uh what was happening is I was I was

1718
01:11:18,470 --> 01:11:17,159
talking about how crazy it is that you

1719
01:11:20,870 --> 01:11:18,480
know we got all this stuff happening

1720
01:11:23,209 --> 01:11:20,880
because she was talking about her binary

1721
01:11:25,070 --> 01:11:23,219
like niece or something like that and I

1722
01:11:26,630 --> 01:11:25,080
was just you know I'm I'm very much

1723
01:11:29,330 --> 01:11:26,640
myself with these people and I probably

1724
01:11:32,270 --> 01:11:29,340
get bad reviews for this but I was like

1725
01:11:35,090 --> 01:11:32,280
you know it's not like archaeologists

1726
01:11:38,209 --> 01:11:35,100
are gonna dig us up in you know a couple

1727
01:11:40,010 --> 01:11:38,219
thousand years and go oh I have to

1728
01:11:42,649 --> 01:11:40,020
respect this person's pronouns even

1729
01:11:44,990 --> 01:11:42,659
though their pelvis has this giant hole

1730
01:11:47,870 --> 01:11:45,000
in it because biologically

1731
01:11:49,729 --> 01:11:47,880
there are differences sorry don't mean

1732
01:11:52,189 --> 01:11:49,739
to offend anybody how did you get on the

1733
01:11:55,610 --> 01:11:52,199
the [\h__\h] ring subject no no no no no

1734
01:11:58,250 --> 01:11:55,620
that's it okay you're just making me

1735
01:12:01,310 --> 01:11:58,260
think of the [\h__\h] ring because this

1736
01:12:03,729 --> 01:12:01,320
woman said legitimately she didn't know

1737
01:12:07,250 --> 01:12:03,739
there was a differences in pelvic bones

1738
01:12:09,530 --> 01:12:07,260
she actually thought that men had a bone

1739
01:12:12,229 --> 01:12:09,540
for their penis

1740
01:12:14,630 --> 01:12:12,239
check it out so I know that's the long

1741
01:12:17,870 --> 01:12:14,640
way around to say that's public school

1742
01:12:19,850 --> 01:12:17,880
for you yeah men owners whatever it is I

1743
01:12:22,610 --> 01:12:19,860
don't know but men do not have bones

1744
01:12:25,450 --> 01:12:22,620
when they have bones it's just an influx

1745
01:12:28,550 --> 01:12:25,460
of blood and the [\h__\h] ring is designed

1746
01:12:31,550 --> 01:12:28,560
to maintain that level of blood

1747
01:12:33,830 --> 01:12:31,560
apparently I do not know so it's

1748
01:12:37,130 --> 01:12:33,840
supposed to help maintain not

1749
01:12:41,090 --> 01:12:37,140
necessarily prevent climax but to help

1750
01:12:42,950 --> 01:12:41,100
get you to the destination you know

1751
01:12:47,630 --> 01:12:42,960
that's what I'm saying it's to keep keep

1752
01:12:53,390 --> 01:12:50,990
I think so I don't know I don't know I

1753
01:12:56,390 --> 01:12:53,400
know my husband has one which I you know

1754
01:12:57,470 --> 01:12:56,400
it's like uh okay can we call up the IRS

1755
01:12:59,450 --> 01:12:57,480
with these questions because they got

1756
01:13:01,610 --> 01:12:59,460
enough people to field these calls yeah

1757
01:13:04,430 --> 01:13:01,620
how much can I deduct for my uh jewel

1758
01:13:07,490 --> 01:13:04,440
encrusted [\h__\h] ring that can prostitutes

1759
01:13:10,370 --> 01:13:07,500
in jail work expense yeah no we write it

1760
01:13:12,110 --> 01:13:10,380
off as an educational expense what do I

1761
01:13:13,970 --> 01:13:12,120
do I gotta call them I think man horse

1762
01:13:18,950 --> 01:13:13,980
can write it off as a business expense

1763
01:13:21,470 --> 01:13:18,960
it may be [\h__\h] hard pumps yeah Jesus

1764
01:13:24,709 --> 01:13:21,480
all right well

1765
01:13:26,209 --> 01:13:24,719
uh I think we killed the show with that

1766
01:13:27,709 --> 01:13:26,219
maybe do you want to do I mean you

1767
01:13:29,810 --> 01:13:27,719
talked about the manatee one do we have

1768
01:13:31,430 --> 01:13:29,820
quick time we gotta do the manatee one

1769
01:13:32,890 --> 01:13:31,440
that one looks fun and let's stretch it

1770
01:13:35,570 --> 01:13:32,900
is there something else that you think

1771
01:13:39,310 --> 01:13:35,580
we got Manatee news we got pumpkin spice

1772
01:13:43,370 --> 01:13:41,390
what was the other one what's the last

1773
01:13:45,050 --> 01:13:43,380
one uh people setting fires by casting

1774
01:13:47,090 --> 01:13:45,060
spells oh

1775
01:13:48,590 --> 01:13:47,100
that's fine oh I knew Mike would go for

1776
01:13:51,590 --> 01:13:48,600
that God damn it I want to hear about

1777
01:13:53,930 --> 01:13:51,600
the manatee I have spells I'm going to

1778
01:13:59,630 --> 01:13:56,450
but Tom Hanks yeah it is Tom Hanks yeah

1779
01:14:02,870 --> 01:13:59,640
Jesus it's a trap uh oh is that the

1780
01:14:05,030 --> 01:14:02,880
dungeons dragons movie it gets absorbed

1781
01:14:06,470 --> 01:14:05,040
into the d d game where he starts to

1782
01:14:08,270 --> 01:14:06,480
believe it's real life

1783
01:14:10,610 --> 01:14:08,280
it's and he jumps off a building at the

1784
01:14:12,470 --> 01:14:10,620
end yeah so he tries to he attempts to

1785
01:14:14,330 --> 01:14:12,480
because in the in the in the uh special

1786
01:14:16,310 --> 01:14:14,340
edition the alternate ending because he

1787
01:14:19,910 --> 01:14:16,320
has spells and he can fly

1788
01:14:22,070 --> 01:14:19,920
so which one's funnier to you catch it

1789
01:14:23,510 --> 01:14:22,080
I don't know Mike has more spells drops

1790
01:14:25,070 --> 01:14:23,520
but I already pasted I only have one

1791
01:14:26,810 --> 01:14:25,080
spell drop

1792
01:14:29,030 --> 01:14:26,820
you had two

1793
01:14:35,150 --> 01:14:29,040
all right let's let's do the manatees

1794
01:14:41,689 --> 01:14:38,930
[Music]

1795
01:14:44,689 --> 01:14:41,699
uh Florida officials asked local pervert

1796
01:14:48,830 --> 01:14:44,699
to stop interrupting horny manatees

1797
01:14:55,310 --> 01:14:51,950
okay I didn't realize okay it's rude to

1798
01:14:57,530 --> 01:14:55,320
interrupt even horny manatees it's like

1799
01:15:00,950 --> 01:14:57,540
it's like spraying water on dogs

1800
01:15:02,630 --> 01:15:00,960
it's officially Manatee mating season in

1801
01:15:04,910 --> 01:15:02,640
Florida and local officials are asking

1802
01:15:07,970 --> 01:15:04,920
people not to put their bodies near or

1803
01:15:11,450 --> 01:15:07,980
within what's referred to as the mating

1804
01:15:15,070 --> 01:15:11,460
herd or more disturbingly The Mating

1805
01:15:20,990 --> 01:15:15,080
ball I don't know what this is

1806
01:15:27,229 --> 01:15:24,130
it's not a big seater I don't think

1807
01:15:28,850 --> 01:15:27,239
uh on Sunday afternoon a social media

1808
01:15:32,390 --> 01:15:28,860
post from the Sarasota Police Department

1809
01:15:35,149 --> 01:15:32,400
stated that some looking Loos were

1810
01:15:38,709 --> 01:15:35,159
attempting to touch a group of meeting

1811
01:15:41,950 --> 01:15:38,719
manatees near the South Lido Beach okay

1812
01:15:45,110 --> 01:15:41,960
Jay what the [\h__\h] is that

1813
01:15:46,550 --> 01:15:45,120
uh we spotted manatees mating near the

1814
01:15:48,169 --> 01:15:46,560
South Lido Beach Sunday folks were

1815
01:15:51,649 --> 01:15:48,179
trying to touch them please don't say

1816
01:15:53,990 --> 01:15:51,659
the SPD if you see mating Manatee herds

1817
01:15:56,330 --> 01:15:54,000
observe respectfully from a distance do

1818
01:16:00,970 --> 01:15:56,340
not touch pull right up next to that

1819
01:16:06,950 --> 01:16:04,550
uh it's important it's an important

1820
01:16:09,649 --> 01:16:06,960
reminder especially since manatees are

1821
01:16:11,810 --> 01:16:09,659
currently listed as vulnerable Under The

1822
01:16:14,810 --> 01:16:11,820
Endangered Species Act it is actually

1823
01:16:17,190 --> 01:16:14,820
illegal to touch annoy harass or molest

1824
01:16:18,550 --> 01:16:17,200
the manatees look at that Jay

1825
01:16:21,790 --> 01:16:18,560
[Laughter]

1826
01:16:24,110 --> 01:16:21,800
oh man look at this [\h__\h] thing

1827
01:16:25,370 --> 01:16:24,120
oh man

1828
01:16:27,410 --> 01:16:25,380
look I can hear Jay in the background

1829
01:16:30,290 --> 01:16:27,420
what should I do oh

1830
01:16:33,410 --> 01:16:30,300
god what the [\h__\h] is that bro

1831
01:16:35,510 --> 01:16:33,420
uh not only that but

1832
01:16:37,910 --> 01:16:35,520
now more than ever manatees absolutely

1833
01:16:39,770 --> 01:16:37,920
need undisturbed Mom and Dad time

1834
01:16:42,410 --> 01:16:39,780
officials estimate that there are

1835
01:16:45,310 --> 01:16:42,420
roughly uh 6 000 manatees in the

1836
01:16:48,830 --> 01:16:45,320
Sunshine State and last year a record

1837
01:16:51,530 --> 01:16:48,840
1101 died which is incredibly Grim stat

1838
01:16:53,149 --> 01:16:51,540
that nearly doubles uh the death rate

1839
01:16:57,050 --> 01:16:53,159
which is nearly a double of death rate

1840
01:17:00,770 --> 01:16:57,060
from 20 20. holy [\h__\h] holy [\h__\h] look at

1841
01:17:06,169 --> 01:17:02,630
um remember

1842
01:17:09,110 --> 01:17:06,179
uh as the water temperatures rise so do

1843
01:17:10,910 --> 01:17:09,120
the manatees libido according to the

1844
01:17:12,770 --> 01:17:10,920
Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation

1845
01:17:14,410 --> 01:17:12,780
good morning in the hot water yeah a

1846
01:17:17,750 --> 01:17:14,420
little hot tub action

1847
01:17:21,050 --> 01:17:17,760
uh this means that Manatee Mating Season

1848
01:17:24,470 --> 01:17:21,060
typically runs from March until November

1849
01:17:28,209 --> 01:17:24,480
it's a baby [\h__\h] wheel man

1850
01:17:30,649 --> 01:17:28,219
it's a manatee it's a manatee

1851
01:17:33,290 --> 01:17:30,659
uh so this summer please don't stick

1852
01:17:34,729 --> 01:17:33,300
anything in the manatee in the mating

1853
01:17:36,770 --> 01:17:34,739
bottle that's what it says there here

1854
01:17:39,050 --> 01:17:36,780
don't stick anything in the mating okay

1855
01:17:40,790 --> 01:17:39,060
wait what if you just spent time going

1856
01:17:42,290 --> 01:17:40,800
to Frank Ocean Story and you bought a

1857
01:17:44,330 --> 01:17:42,300
special [\h__\h] ring for that Manatee

1858
01:17:46,910 --> 01:17:44,340
exactly hey this is going to help him

1859
01:17:48,669 --> 01:17:46,920
last longer happy last longer satisfying

1860
01:17:53,870 --> 01:17:48,679
more female what's a female man Tia cow

1861
01:17:53,880 --> 01:17:58,790
Aquarium

1862
01:18:02,750 --> 01:18:00,649
this is amazing like

1863
01:18:04,550 --> 01:18:02,760
I I've never heard of a manatee mating

1864
01:18:06,290 --> 01:18:04,560
ball it just sounds like an orgy which

1865
01:18:09,729 --> 01:18:06,300
is not safe according to Monkey box

1866
01:18:16,189 --> 01:18:14,149
is an orgy I I yeah I guess so but yeah

1867
01:18:17,750 --> 01:18:16,199
it's they're not practicing safe sex and

1868
01:18:19,729 --> 01:18:17,760
uh don't interrupt them just let them do

1869
01:18:24,530 --> 01:18:19,739
their thing

1870
01:18:26,209 --> 01:18:24,540
what is that thing it's a mating ball

1871
01:18:28,010 --> 01:18:26,219
it's a mating ball just don't you can

1872
01:18:29,689 --> 01:18:28,020
see it out in Florida or in certain

1873
01:18:33,709 --> 01:18:29,699
clubs in New York City give us an email

1874
01:18:34,570 --> 01:18:33,719
at our big thumb mouth gmail.com check

1875
01:18:37,790 --> 01:18:34,580
out